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A woman runs an ad in a local magazine that says shes looking for an amazing lover, one who can satisfy her completely and multiple times a day.
After several "auditions" she still hasnt found what she wants. The next day, the doorbell rings, and she goes to the door to find a man with no arms and no legs on the doorstep.
"can I help you?" she asks.
he says "yeah, I came to respond to your ad that you ran for the lover."
She says, "I dont know...i just dont see how you could do what I need, being that you dont have any arms or legs."
His responds, "Hey, I rang the doorbell, didnt i?"
After several "auditions" she still hasnt found what she wants. The next day, the doorbell rings, and she goes to the door to find a man with no arms and no legs on the doorstep.
"can I help you?" she asks.
he says "yeah, I came to respond to your ad that you ran for the lover."
She says, "I dont know...i just dont see how you could do what I need, being that you dont have any arms or legs."
His responds, "Hey, I rang the doorbell, didnt i?"
