This post and update which I post here this fine morning is most certainly NOT intended to offend anyone...after all...if there ever was a Haybusa Zealot I'd say that over the many years?..I myself ranked in the upper 10%...and what this post is intended to do is to reach out to those (like myself) who "Knew The Dreadful Day Was Coming" where age and/or health issues became a major factor in my decision to detach...and in reality?...this day should've happened about 5 years ago for me...when in my early 50's I began to notice things like...
Absent Mindedness: setting in...and rebelling to accept that my "situational awareness" wasn't quite as crisp as it had been in decades past.
The Morning Stumbles: that used to go away minutes after my morning pee?...were now lasting well into my 2nd cup of morning coffee and beyond....indicating that "my sense of balance was degrading".
and finally?...it became glaringly apparent that..
My Reaction Times: to any number of life situations was slowing down as I just was no longer as mentally alert and physically responsive as I had been throughout life.
Nevertheless?...I still loved my Busa and just couldn't accept life without her...an I just couldn't imagine life without the heart stopping, adrenaline pumping acceleration and razor sharp handling she offered up every time we rolled out the drive...and it was those fine qualities that in hindsight?...kept her in my garage and under my butt for about 5 years longer than I should've pushed things.
Now....at this point?...I know some of you may be thinking...
"Well why didn't you just slow down?"
and my answer is?...
I tried that...for about the last three years...and maybe this old Marine lacks self-discipline but to me?...trying to ride my Busa slow?...Was like trying to hold hands with a hooker...cause I always said "screw-it!"...and hauled butt anyways!
As I always felt compelled...(almost "Obligated")...to represent and haul butt wherever I went...cause afterall?...there's no such thing as a "Slow Busa".
That said?...here's the meat of this post...in all my days?...all's I ever rode were dirtbikes, high state-of-tune standards and?...sport bikes...ending off with the King of them all...Oren Ishii...my fully tuned GenI...and I'm not sure at which moment I felt the most nauseum...the day I sold her?...or the next day when I bought and rode home my first ever Metric Cruiser...as I had never experienced riding one...and almost vomited at the thought of owning a 700LB bike sporting a lackluster 60RWHP and 75FTLBS of torque as visions of a fat boy on a bicycle finally catching me haunted my old withered mind...as with somber mind and smile-less face?...I humbly lumbered on home on my new to me 2005 Kawasaki 1500 Vulcan Classic...thinking...at least the name fit....we match....Classic! LOL!
Once home and still in my "near" clinical state of depression?....I tried to think happy thoughts...such as..
1. Well at least I shouldn't get to many speeding tickets or worry about any zero tolerance fines for wheelies and/or burnouts and?...
2. Maybe it'll be a nice change of pace to get 20-25K miles out of a new set of touring tires and not needing a new set of tires with every other oil change and?...
3. It's a shafty...so no more needing to buy new chain and sprockets or performing chain maintenance after every other ride but...
The things I didn't have to think "happy thoughts" about?...the "in-my-face" kinda stuff?...was this...
1. Lord is this thing "Comfortable" and?....
2. Super Plush Riding...as in...I could hear myself going over speed ripples and expansion joints but couldn't feel a thing through the bike and?...
3. Real Smooth Running...I took a 100 miler the other night...bar vibes are non-existent...and my hands felt the same when I got off the bike as when I got on it.
4. Even though the numbers indicate a bike that's real soft on power?...that 75FT#s seems to start just off idol...and while it's certainly no Busa?....it's not exactly dis-appointing either and it seems that I get to places around town just as timely as I did on the Busa....but on the interstate?...(where it seems the nuts down here are doing 80-100mph?)...I find myself kicking it down a gear to execute passing maneuvers...as 5th gear in it's 5-speed tranny is a bit on the tall side...and a buck 20 is about as fast as this bike will go...furthermore?...anything much over 80 seems like..."Nearing Engine Abuse Speeds".
and finally?...
5. I feel I got a great deal on it...It was bought for $3K cash and a .308 bolt rifle I traded for it from a well off coworker who kept it in an A/C'ed garage and only put 8,800 miles on the odo.
Now I did need to change the battery...his was 3 years old and?...the wrong battery...his dealer/he had mistakenly replaced the oem battery with a 1.4amp/hour battery (for a carbureted model) and after 3 years despite a trickle charger?...it was toast...I could even see what appeared to be a little leakage on the neg. post....
so I bought a new "proper for a FI model Vulcan"....yuasa 1.8amp/hour battery and after cleaning the battery box up a bit...installed it...
Another little bright spot in what at first seemed to be a dark moment was?... it took me about 10 minutes to perform and oil & filter change this morning....start to finish...with no fairings bits to loosen or remove and the spin off oil filter conveniently located lower rear/right of the frame...other than that?...since I'm not going on any long trips anytime soon?...I removed the quick-detach locking Ledrie saddlebags that came with the bike and gave her a proper washing...
It's no Busa...and there probably won't be a day I don't think of Oren every time I swing a leg over this V-twin Metric cruiser and turn the key but bottom line?...as I become more and more accustomed to owning and riding this bike?...It's not 1/2 as bad of a transition as I initially imagined it to be....but it does seem to dictate a very different "Ride Mentality"....no more "track day" riding on public roads....which I guess is a good thing and?...
She handles surprisingly well for what it is...although on my ride to the beach this morning I did discover the floorboards to be a touch on the low side.
Wish me luck and as always...Ride Safe! Bill.
Absent Mindedness: setting in...and rebelling to accept that my "situational awareness" wasn't quite as crisp as it had been in decades past.
The Morning Stumbles: that used to go away minutes after my morning pee?...were now lasting well into my 2nd cup of morning coffee and beyond....indicating that "my sense of balance was degrading".
and finally?...it became glaringly apparent that..
My Reaction Times: to any number of life situations was slowing down as I just was no longer as mentally alert and physically responsive as I had been throughout life.
Nevertheless?...I still loved my Busa and just couldn't accept life without her...an I just couldn't imagine life without the heart stopping, adrenaline pumping acceleration and razor sharp handling she offered up every time we rolled out the drive...and it was those fine qualities that in hindsight?...kept her in my garage and under my butt for about 5 years longer than I should've pushed things.
Now....at this point?...I know some of you may be thinking...
"Well why didn't you just slow down?"
and my answer is?...
I tried that...for about the last three years...and maybe this old Marine lacks self-discipline but to me?...trying to ride my Busa slow?...Was like trying to hold hands with a hooker...cause I always said "screw-it!"...and hauled butt anyways!

As I always felt compelled...(almost "Obligated")...to represent and haul butt wherever I went...cause afterall?...there's no such thing as a "Slow Busa".

That said?...here's the meat of this post...in all my days?...all's I ever rode were dirtbikes, high state-of-tune standards and?...sport bikes...ending off with the King of them all...Oren Ishii...my fully tuned GenI...and I'm not sure at which moment I felt the most nauseum...the day I sold her?...or the next day when I bought and rode home my first ever Metric Cruiser...as I had never experienced riding one...and almost vomited at the thought of owning a 700LB bike sporting a lackluster 60RWHP and 75FTLBS of torque as visions of a fat boy on a bicycle finally catching me haunted my old withered mind...as with somber mind and smile-less face?...I humbly lumbered on home on my new to me 2005 Kawasaki 1500 Vulcan Classic...thinking...at least the name fit....we match....Classic! LOL!
Once home and still in my "near" clinical state of depression?....I tried to think happy thoughts...such as..
1. Well at least I shouldn't get to many speeding tickets or worry about any zero tolerance fines for wheelies and/or burnouts and?...
2. Maybe it'll be a nice change of pace to get 20-25K miles out of a new set of touring tires and not needing a new set of tires with every other oil change and?...
3. It's a shafty...so no more needing to buy new chain and sprockets or performing chain maintenance after every other ride but...
The things I didn't have to think "happy thoughts" about?...the "in-my-face" kinda stuff?...was this...
1. Lord is this thing "Comfortable" and?....
2. Super Plush Riding...as in...I could hear myself going over speed ripples and expansion joints but couldn't feel a thing through the bike and?...
3. Real Smooth Running...I took a 100 miler the other night...bar vibes are non-existent...and my hands felt the same when I got off the bike as when I got on it.

4. Even though the numbers indicate a bike that's real soft on power?...that 75FT#s seems to start just off idol...and while it's certainly no Busa?....it's not exactly dis-appointing either and it seems that I get to places around town just as timely as I did on the Busa....but on the interstate?...(where it seems the nuts down here are doing 80-100mph?)...I find myself kicking it down a gear to execute passing maneuvers...as 5th gear in it's 5-speed tranny is a bit on the tall side...and a buck 20 is about as fast as this bike will go...furthermore?...anything much over 80 seems like..."Nearing Engine Abuse Speeds".
and finally?...
5. I feel I got a great deal on it...It was bought for $3K cash and a .308 bolt rifle I traded for it from a well off coworker who kept it in an A/C'ed garage and only put 8,800 miles on the odo.
Now I did need to change the battery...his was 3 years old and?...the wrong battery...his dealer/he had mistakenly replaced the oem battery with a 1.4amp/hour battery (for a carbureted model) and after 3 years despite a trickle charger?...it was toast...I could even see what appeared to be a little leakage on the neg. post....
so I bought a new "proper for a FI model Vulcan"....yuasa 1.8amp/hour battery and after cleaning the battery box up a bit...installed it...
Another little bright spot in what at first seemed to be a dark moment was?... it took me about 10 minutes to perform and oil & filter change this morning....start to finish...with no fairings bits to loosen or remove and the spin off oil filter conveniently located lower rear/right of the frame...other than that?...since I'm not going on any long trips anytime soon?...I removed the quick-detach locking Ledrie saddlebags that came with the bike and gave her a proper washing...
It's no Busa...and there probably won't be a day I don't think of Oren every time I swing a leg over this V-twin Metric cruiser and turn the key but bottom line?...as I become more and more accustomed to owning and riding this bike?...It's not 1/2 as bad of a transition as I initially imagined it to be....but it does seem to dictate a very different "Ride Mentality"....no more "track day" riding on public roads....which I guess is a good thing and?...
She handles surprisingly well for what it is...although on my ride to the beach this morning I did discover the floorboards to be a touch on the low side.

Wish me luck and as always...Ride Safe! Bill.
