A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover
the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much? "

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell the m for?"

Boy - "$1,000"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...
that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that poop again...."'s another one for ya.

I have a friend that took a bumper sticker of the pillsbury doughboy and slapped it on his car. Guess what sticker was right next to it? One that says "He has Risen" get it get it?:super:

Told him that was sacreligous and he asked didn't I think god has a sense of humor.....good point! :laugh:
<span style='color:purple'><span style='font-family:comic sans ms'><span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>SLEEPER COMEDY!!!</span></span></span> :laugh:
:rofl: :rofl: