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Actual answers given to Larry Gogan on the “Just a Minute†Quiz. A popular radio show on the national radio station..

1. Something a blind man might use? - A sword.
2. A song with the word “moon†in its title? - Blue Suede Moon.
3. Name the capital of France? - F.
4. Name a bird with a long neck? - Naomi Campbell.
5. Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar.
6. Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital.
7. What is Hitler’s first name? - Heil
8. As happy as….? (Larry gave a hint – “think of my nameâ€) - A pig in ####.
9. Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde.
10. A Dangerous race? - The Arabs.
11. Something that floats in a bath? - Water
12. An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse.
13. Something you wear on the beach? - A deckchair.
14. A famous Royal? - Mail
15. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine? - A bicycle with wings.
16. A famous bridge? - The bridge over troubled waters.
17. Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet
18. Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate.
19. A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on.
20. Something associated with pigs? - the police.
21. A sign of the Zodiac? - April
22. Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing.
23. Something you do before you go to bed? - Sleep
24. Something you put on walls? - A roof.
25. Something slippery? - A conman
26. A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish
27. A jacket potato topping? - Jam
28. A food that can be brown or white? - A potato
29. A famous Scotsman? - Jock
30. A famous Scotsman? - Vinnie Jones
31. Something you open other than a door? - Your bowels.
 
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some translation may be required Jules...

eg. torch = flashlight

that kind of thing
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Its ok ,,,I dont understand it either..and I'm from here..


That makes no sense at all ,does it. Doh


Any questions on wording or meaning..SHOOT..
 
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