Instead of Riding Saturday

Dang that looks like so much fun my girlfriends want to take me out for a jump i ain't never done it before but she has like 4 or 5 times and can't get enough lol
 
I tell it like this: It's the most exciting thing you can do with your clothes on!!!
 
But u can do it with your clothes off. But some drop zones may frown upon it. Lol!
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But u can do it with your clothes off. But some drop zones may frown upon it. Lol!
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It's been done plenty of times, but I'd pass...

I'll tell you a story (and see if I can paraphase the parts that might get it removed)...in about '96 I was at the World Freefall Convention in Quincy IL (It was once the world's largest 'boogie' - skydiving gettogether -); There was a cargo 727 jet there to jump (ala DB Cooper); I was on a load where a nekkid couple got on the plane (they were European and didn't appear to have the hangups us Americans do about s-e-x and nudity); After we got the seatbelt unfasten signal from the flight crew at about 3000 feet, the woman unbuckled, turned around and started performing a oral act upon her partner (there is video of this somewhere)...anyway, at exit altitude, she straddled him, and out the back door they went - 'engaged'...I have to figure that when the cold air hit his privates, he probably shrivelled back up pretty quickly...That's what I'd call the 'mile-high club with a twist...:whistle:
 
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