Installing wife 1.0 software.

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Dear Tech Support:

I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Sunday Football 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't work on this program.

Can you please help!
Joe.


Dear Joe,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.

Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to de-install, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but have
ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can.

When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\ IAPOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times, but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0.

Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.

Best of luck!
Tech Support
 
lol...for those who try girlfreind 8.0 while maintaining wife 1.0 in the same system, some may experience temporary benifits as smoother opperating system and enhanced upgrade from sex 2.0 to new upgrade of sex 3.0 sometimes though there is a glitch that causes wife 1.0 to crash and uninstall girlfreind 8.0 and sex 3.0 uninstalls and reverts to the beta version 1.0. (since this has been a recent "hot" topic..just adding my "experienced" 2 cents worth lol):rulez:
 
Extreme caution should be used if attempting to install any version of OneNightStand in conjunction with OS Wife 1.0. These ENTERTAINMENT programs have great looking graphics and sensory stimulators and usually self uninstall with no problems, however there are bootleg versions known as Skanks that can leave behind rogue virus files known as VDs. If caught early some variants of these files can be cleaned with a MD_Stat UTILITY before infecting the OS. Infection of OS Wife 1.0 commonly leads to a complete and total system failure but not before activating hidden system UTILITIES TotalB¡tch (multiple versions) and Lawyer 1.0. While TotalB¡tch is pretty much a nuisance UTILITY and can often be ignored, Lawyer 1.0 demands attention and often requires the user to purchase Lawyer 2.0 to recover system use, however OS Wife 1.0 will never be restored even after gobbling up 50% of the available resources. Additional resources are required to uninstall Lawyers 1.0 and 2.0. :laugh:
 
I've been trying to uninstall wife 1.0 for nearly four years. It's about time to reinitialize :whistle:
 
:rofl: hopefully OS WIFE 1.0 won't get infected with PSYCOBYTCH.EXE while trying to install OneNightStand and open up L.BOBBIT/UTILITY//KNIFE.EXE which will convert your hard drive to a zip file and toss it out windows:whistle:
 
OS Wife 1.0 is too flawed...waiting for a better version to come out :beerchug:
 
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