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<span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO</span></span>


<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Alabama</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Alaska</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Arizona</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>But It's A Dry Heat.</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Arkansas</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Literacy Ain't Everything.</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>California</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Colorado</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Connecticut</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Like Massachusett's, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Delaware</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Florida</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Ask Us About Our Grandkids.</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Georgia</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Hawaii</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Idaho</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Illinois</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Indiana</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>2 Billion Years- Tidal Wave Free</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Iowa</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>We Do Amazing Things With Corn</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Kansas</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>First Of The Rectangle States</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Kentucky</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Louisiana</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Maine</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Maryland</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>If You Can Dream It,
We Can Tax It</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Massachusetts</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Michigan</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>First Line Of Defense From The Canadians</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Minnesota</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>10,000 Lakes...
And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Mississippi</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Come And Feel Better About Your Own State</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Missouri</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Montana</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Land Of The Big Sky,
The Unabomber,
Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Nebraska</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Ask About Our State Motto Contest</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Nevada</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Hookers and Poker!</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>New Hampshire</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Go Away And Leave Us Alone</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>New Jersey</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>You Want A ##$%##!
Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##!
Motto Right here!</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>New Mexico</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Yes we are part of the United States!</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>New York</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>North Carolina</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Tobacco Is A Vegetable</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>North Dakota</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>We Really Are One Of The 50 States!</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Ohio</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>At Least We're Not Michigan</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Oklahoma</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Like The Play,
But No Singing</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Oregon</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Spotted Owl...
It's What's For Dinner</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Pennsylvania</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Cook With Coal</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Rhode Island</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>We're Not REALLY An Island</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>South Carolina</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>South Dakota</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Closer Than North Dakota</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Tennessee</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>The Ed-yo-ca-shun State</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Texas</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Se Habla Ingles</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Utah</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Vermont</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Ay, Yep</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Virginia</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Who Says Government Stiffs And Slack jaw Yokels Don't Mix?</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Washington</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>We Have More Rain and Coffee Than You Do</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>West Virginia</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>One Big Happy Family...Really!</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Wisconsin</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Come Cut The Cheese!</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Wyoming</span></span>
<span style='color:red'>Where Men Are Men...
And The Sheep Are Scared</span>
 
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