If only women trusted their husbands

outlawbusa

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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband.
For example:
A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say "hello"?
 
Quick stats of my reaction: laughed for 11 sec, was shaking my head for 5 sec. I would've fallen afterwards, but lucky for me I was laying in bed. :laugh:
 
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