I went to the Adult Candy Store

[thrasherfox]

So my three boys and I were talking about needing to get some chocolate covered gummy worms and they and my wife couldn’t seem to find them anywhere.

So I think in my head that Smart n Final has everything in bulk and they have crap loads of candy that is what the candy turns into anyway, a crap load TA DA!! Ehem.. never mind guess you had to be there.. anyway)

So I tell my boys that there is an adult candy store that only adults can go to and they have every kind of candy in the world.

So I take my oldest boy there (he is 12) and we didn’t find anything, later that night we are all sitting around watching TV and I look over at my wife and I say to her "I took Travis to the Adult Candy store today" and then I winked at her.

She jerks her head and gives me this horrified look and as soon as she looked at me a thought came into my head "hmm she is looking at me like she thinks I took him to like a pornographic adult place"

And then before I can say anything, my oldest pops up and says "yeah mom, we were looking for chocolate covered gummy worms for you"

At which point she jerks her head and gives me an even harder stair

So I look at her and said "what?"

Then she kept staring at me. At which point I said "what? I took him to smart n final, where did you think I took him!!!"

Anyway, thought it was kind of humorous, thought I would share

 

[thesnake]

ahemmm. u had me rolling off the couch in stiches! ahemmm

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[Juggler]

That's a good one! Where's the underwater pic taken?

It's been way too long since I've been diving...

 

[STUNNAH]

ROFLMAO!!!

 

[STUNNAH]

I bet she was thinking I should have ran over his a$$ the other day...

 

[thrasherfox]

That's a good one! Where's the underwater pic taken?

It's been way too long since I've been diving...

That pic was taken when I was in the Phillipines.

Stuck here on the west coast where the diving.... well isnt as nice as it is on the east coast..

 

[thrasherfox]

I bet she was thinking I should have ran over his a$$ the other day...

You know, she never did say sorry... Hmmmmmmmm

 

[thrasherfox]

Oh I didnt mention.

But the day after the police officer cut me that major slack, my wife calls me up from her cell phone. The conversation goes like this:

Wife: How much did you pay him?
Me: Pay who?
Wife: The cop who just wrote me a ticket!!!
Envisonaing fire amd smoke leaving the vehicle caused by her anger
As I choke back the laughter
Me: YOUR KIDDING ME
Wife: No Im not, got a ticket for doing 70 ina 55
Me: Well you shouldne have been speeding

(just kidding, thought had crossed my mindm, but after getting cut lose doing 115, I didnt have the balls to say that to her, so instead)
Actual comment:
Me: That sucks, I am sory honey...

Anyway... Now she has a ticket, has to go to driving school

Doah.....

 

[BigBSBusa]

Oh, too funny!

 

[Juggler]

That pic was taken when I was in the Phillipines.

Stuck here on the west coast where the diving.... well isnt as nice as it is on the east coast..

I feel the opposite. Even though the viz can really suck, and the water is cold (in Monterey), it beats NC. Probably not if you're into wrecks though.

My favorite is either Solomon Islands or Egypt-Red Sea.

 

[thrasherfox]

That pic was taken when I was in the Phillipines.

Stuck here on the west coast where the diving.... well isnt as nice as it is on the east coast..

I feel the opposite. Even though the viz can really suck, and the water is cold (in Monterey), it beats NC. Probably not if you're into wrecks though.

My favorite is either Solomon Islands or Egypt-Red Sea.

Of my diving experiences, Key West sticks out in my mind as the best place I have dove.

I was amazed at how clear the water was and how far I could see, and how nice the temp was.

P.I. is supposed to be nice, but I got there about 2 months after a huge storm and the water was not as clear as it normal is (that is what I was told by local divers.

I have heard Monterey is nice, but I have not dove there yet. I have been told either a dry suit, or at the minimum a 7mm one piece is best, the next would be a 7mm two piece, anything less I have been told and it starts to get real cold.

There is supposed to be a real nice wreck down in San Diego, but it is like 120 feet down and again I have been told that dive is pretty cold unless you have the right equipment.

I dive the lakes around here once in awhile, but not too often. If I were closer to the beach I would probably dive more..

I remember diving in South Carolina, and Parris Island. And in the winter when it was cold was the best visibility, the summer time when the water was nice it was murky.

I also felt I was pushing my luck by scuba diving in the same waters I regularly shark fished in lol..

 

[Mikey D]

Oh I didnt mention.

But the day after the police officer cut me that major slack, my wife calls me up from her cell phone. The conversation goes like this:

Wife: How much did you pay him?
Me:   Pay who?
Wife: The cop who just wrote me a ticket!!!
Envisonaing fire amd smoke leaving the vehicle caused by her anger
As I choke back the laughter
Me:  YOUR KIDDING ME
Wife: No Im not, got a ticket for doing 70 ina 55
Me: Well you shouldne have been speeding

(just kidding, thought had crossed my mindm, but after getting cut lose doing 115, I didnt have the balls to say that to her, so instead)
Actual comment:
Me:   That sucks, I am sory honey...

Anyway... Now she has a ticket, has to go to driving school

Doah.....

Too funny Thrasher!

Well here on the board it's funny.

Bet you can't laugh bout it at home!

 

[thrasherfox]

Oh I didnt mention.

But the day after the police officer cut me that major slack, my wife calls me up from her cell phone. The conversation goes like this:

Wife: How much did you pay him?
Me: Pay who?
Wife: The cop who just wrote me a ticket!!!
Envisonaing fire amd smoke leaving the vehicle caused by her anger
As I choke back the laughter
Me: YOUR KIDDING ME
Wife: No Im not, got a ticket for doing 70 ina 55
Me: Well you shouldne have been speeding

(just kidding, thought had crossed my mindm, but after getting cut lose doing 115, I didnt have the balls to say that to her, so instead)
Actual comment:
Me: That sucks, I am sory honey...

Anyway... Now she has a ticket, has to go to driving school

Doah.....

Too funny Thrasher!

Well here on the board it's funny.

Bet you can't laugh bout it at home!

Ohh no.. actualy I feel even worse about getting out of my ticket..
So I am actually feeling excpetional humbled, blessed and thankfull.

But if I wasnt feelnig that way, it still would not be a good idea to poke fun at her...

 

[Mikey D]

Oh I didnt mention.

But the day after the police officer cut me that major slack, my wife calls me up from her cell phone. The conversation goes like this:

Wife: How much did you pay him?
Me:   Pay who?
Wife: The cop who just wrote me a ticket!!!
Envisonaing fire amd smoke leaving the vehicle caused by her anger
As I choke back the laughter
Me:  YOUR KIDDING ME
Wife: No Im not, got a ticket for doing 70 ina 55
Me: Well you shouldne have been speeding

(just kidding, thought had crossed my mindm, but after getting cut lose doing 115, I didnt have the balls to say that to her, so instead)
Actual comment:
Me:   That sucks, I am sory honey...

Anyway... Now she has a ticket, has to go to driving school

Doah.....

Too funny Thrasher!

Well here on the board it's funny.

Bet you can't laugh bout it at home!

Ohh no.. actualy I feel even worse about getting out of my ticket..
So I am actually feeling excpetional humbled, blessed and thankfull.

But if I wasnt feelnig that way, it still would not be a good idea to poke fun at her...

Yeah, it's that don't poke an angry bear with a short stick kinda thing.

My favorite coralary to that one is,

Don't pet a burning dog.

 

[thrasherfox]

Dont pet a bunring dog!!

Not even my own lol