I was thinking...

yamahor

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Anywho, I was thinking... they have a heavy hitters class in Drag Racing, why not road racing? I think it could be interesting... A bunch of BIG BOYS like me, racing Hyperbikes around a track... getting paid to do it.
 
So sign up Ben! I'll buy a ticket...
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I just want to see when one of 'em goes down, runs over, tosses the bike over his shoulder and runs to the checkered flag
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Way back when I was a young punk and Riding Mountain bikes they had a "Clydesdale class" for "large folk"! Same deal here man!
 
Oh yeah, 6 feet and taller, 260 or more.  With a buffet at the end.  
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yeah, i made the cut...give us a level playing field
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btw, we have a local bicycle race called the "tour de donut "...30 miles long with 2 stops in the race where you get to eat all the doughnuts you want...they knock off five minutes for each one you eat...now that's exercising
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actually...they do run a few drag races down south with Heavy Hitter class:dunno if there was a height requirement but weight min. was 250lbs. I cant remember what events had them, but there were several.

id be down for some big-dawg racing...but Id have to put on a few more lbs to qualify; howabout a clause for guys over 6'6" that are at least 220?
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still big n block alot of air?
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I'm in. I'm 300lbs 6'5"

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Although, I'm thinking of performing the "diet mod" to get some extra performance out of my bike.



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actually...they do run a few drag races down south with Heavy Hitter class:dunno if there was a height requirement but weight min. was 250lbs. I cant remember what events had them, but there were several.

id be down for some big-dawg racing...but Id have to put on a few more lbs to qualify; howabout a clause for guys over 6'6" that are at least 220?
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 still big n block alot of air?
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I'm talking on a road race style track. Not Drag racing. I'm talking knee dragging fun!

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We would have to run it in the fall. June or July would just be too hot, us larger humans would sweat through our leathers. There is nothing more sexy than a big man in some sweaty race leathers
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Old Guy! That will be the last set of boots I send to you.

What time are you gonna be at the Gap?

I will be there noon'ish and school will be in session........
 
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