This girl I know is constantly talking about her ex-boyfriend's V-Max and how fast it is and all the work that's done to it. I HATE effin' V-Max's!!! Not only is it possibly the UGLIEST bike EVER made, but their fanatical owners make me irate. I used to have an obsession with racing Mustang's when I had my Camaro and my Monte Carlo just to shut them up and I think the V-Max has joined my list of things I absolutely have to hunt down and kill wherever I find them. And to top it all off...her ex said that when I learn how to ride he'll race me. I think I'm gonna give him a 3 second head start...