How many Busa owners does it take...

Turbo-Torch

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This is too funny.
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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
you know who you are....

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in "violation of forum policy"

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post LINKYS where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the LINKYS were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected LINKYS.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "+1"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "+1" to say "+2 +3 +4....."

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "use the search button on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
 
Starting the six month clock . . .

. . . NOW!

Very funny post!

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(Turbo-Torch @ Sep. 11 2006,13:05) This is too funny.
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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
you know who you are....

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in "violation of forum policy"

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post LINKYS where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the LINKYS were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected LINKYS.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "+1"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "+1" to say "+2 +3 +4....."

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "use the search button on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
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I have posted a joke similar to this before.  You should have used the search feature first to see if this has been posted.....



 
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Light bulbs DO fit in o our group... I mean, how many of us use them when we ride at night?
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Look, If you have a problem with me, I'll report this thread to a Mod... oh, wait...
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you hit it right on the nose...why just the other day when i had to change a light bulb....










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