haha, he's stealing to get money for a name change..Did you ever think that is what may have lead him to a life of crime.Would that not be a terrible name to live with...Brian Weiner
Hey Weiner.. get over here....
Uh.. can we call you frank? ...
get it.. ? He's a real weiner.
Ba Du Du... Ching!
Thanks, I'll be here all week.
Hot Dog, he's a criminal!
(pun intended)