Horse?

Kento-Moto

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A woman is driving on the road &


a man is driving in the opposite direction, on that same road.



When they pass each other, the woman rolls down her window and shouts, "HORSE!"
Immediately the man shouts back, "B####!"




The man laughs because he is happy to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman, and takes the turn in the road at high speed...







The moral:






<marquee><span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>Men never understand what women say</span>.</marquee>



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Saw the real thing .. many many moons ago as a young feller.. Not a pretty sight...
 
I'll bet he felt like a "horses ass" after looking at the damage!
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I wonder how long we can continue to beat this dead 'horse'?
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True story......In Center City Philadelphia, there was a small horse stable...... there was one horse that always went absolutely crazy at the sound of a Fire Truck or Police car. One day, the horse jumped the fence after a Police car passed with the sirens blasting......the horse finally caught the squad car a few blocks away and jumped thru the back window......tore up the car and eventually had to be put down from the injuries sustained.

I was about 7 yrs old when this happened.... I remember, they finally get the horse back to the yard.....it passed out right in front of me from so much blood loss. Pretty Sad.
 
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