>> First Time Sex
>>
>> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
>> night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
>> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
>>
>> to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
>>
>> to go out and make love for the first time .
>> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
>> get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>>
>> first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for
>> about an
>> hour. He tells the boy everything there is to
>> know about
>> condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist
>> asks
>> the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a
>> 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>> family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
>> because he
>> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first
>> time and all.
>> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>>
>> house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh,
>> I'm so
>> excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
>> table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
>>
>> quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
>> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>> prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and
>> still
>> no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
>> minutes
>> with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
>> whispers to the
>> boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
>> religious."
>> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>> your father was a pharmacist."
>>
>> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
>> night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
>> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
>>
>> to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
>>
>> to go out and make love for the first time .
>> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
>> get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>>
>> first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for
>> about an
>> hour. He tells the boy everything there is to
>> know about
>> condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist
>> asks
>> the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a
>> 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>> family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
>> because he
>> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first
>> time and all.
>> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>>
>> house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh,
>> I'm so
>> excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
>> table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
>>
>> quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
>> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
>> prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and
>> still
>> no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
>> minutes
>> with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
>> whispers to the
>> boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
>> religious."
>> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>> your father was a pharmacist."