Harley rider at it again!!!!

fremo66

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So today i was out riding for a while and stopped in to a KUM&GO here intown. Some old timer on what looked like a newer harley FAT BOY who starts talking to me about my bike. Starts telling me he put a stage 3 chip on it and now it whips anything around. I ignored him at first then he go's on to tell me he can do 130mph in the 1/8mile. So I start telling him my bike won't do that and i can walk him ALLDAY. This is where it gets really funny. He tells me "U might beat me in the 1/4, but i will beat u TOPEND":wtf:. This guy claims he heard about the BUSA being the fastest bike made. But he thought that meant for 1/4 times. I guess anybody can ride a HARLEY, and i guess we can let them think there the fastest bike out:rofl:
 
School his :moon:


Had a guy at work rides a sporster, standing in a pack of fellow workers
ask me to "let him know when I get ready to run him"...

I told him to "sure, let me know when you get a real bike"....

"or better yet, I'll do it now and I'll only use one gear, you pick the type of
race, and I'll pick the gear"....

The employee peanut gallery was rolling...
 
Had a guy on a 1800 VTX tell me the other day his VTX will go as fast as my Busa, It will just longer to get there.

I just smiled

Would have loved to have raced him and proven him wrong but I just dont have the time to wait for a VTX 1800 to get to ( Whatever a Busa'a top speed is ) I wouldnt know I only do the speed limit :whistle:
 
He can have his little dream. My Yamaha RSWarrior 1700 will beat his hog.
 
I have a two guys at work who own Harleys. One guy has a
5 year old FAT Boy and his top speed is 83 mph ( he's a 325lb guy) and the other has more of a dresser and his top speed is 75 mph.

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I have a two guys at work who own Harleys. One guy has a
5 year old FAT Boy and his top speed is 83 mph ( he's a 325lb guy) and the other has more of a dresser and his top speed is 75 mph.

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LOL, how true..!!! :-)
You guys should start offering to race them Title for Title..!!
You could increase the size of your herd in the stable..!! :laugh:
These guys are obviously on hallucinogens.!!
 
There's no such thing as a chip for a HD. They don't use chips.
 
i will beat u TOPEND":wtf:.
Ask him if he wants to kick from 150...:rofl:
 
My vtx1300 tops out at 117mph, and I"ve lost count of the harleys I"ve wacked with that bike. Most of them run out of steam at 95-96mph. But they all will run 125-130-140:rofl:
 
I've got an old wing, 1993... A co-worker tells me so when are we going to race my harley softail is bored out and balanced... Then tells me "Nahhhh just kidding, I had a goldwing smoke me the other day and it was horrible but damn funny, he left me at the light" LoL... Too many riders out there think an 1800cc cruiser can smoke any bike...

I remember about 3 years ago riding with a cruiser group and WAG was riding along with us on his busa. WAG opened it up and passed the entire group and scared the crap out of the lead rider, hilarious. At the next stop the lead rider, on a harley, said "Damn I didn't know anyone made bikes that could fly that fast, it scared the chit out of me" LoL...
 
OH I forgot to tell everyone. This guys claimed he rode his buddies gen1 hayabusa and said he rode a wheelie through the 1st 4 gears. then claimed the bike felt sluggish above 100. He then starts saying how his buddies bike dident have all the fairings like mine. I lookthis guy in the face and said "U know what that means, don't u" he said "NO" I said "U diden't ride a BUSA" He starts getting pissed so I thought it was best to leave.
 
I pulled into a local bike night and was seperated from my buddies so I just parked and figured I will catch them afterwards. As I am parking next to a group of 15 or so Harley riders all costumed up I had the small man syndrome guy walk up to me as I am taking my helmet off. He starts with the usual "How many miles do I get on a gallon of rice" etc...... Last statement he says before I stopped ignoring him was "Ya know Harley are patented to make women cum." As all of his buddies are watching him I tell him as I am walking away " If you could make em cum you wouldn't need to spend all that wasted money on a harley. Or buy her a vibrator for $20 Grand cheaper."
 
not a harley but....My boss told me to get a real bike yesterday, he only buys Ducati's and puts nothing but carbon fiber on them, so when he said it I said "oh ya I forgot unless you waste $20,000 to buy a bike, its not really a bike."
 
About a month or two ago the telephone repair guy came to work. He was wearing his HD Colors. I ask him had he been doing alot of riding lately and he said "not much" and he asked "Do you ride?" I replied yes, he ask what do you have, I said - "The orange and black Hayabusa parked out front".

He asked "When you gonna get a real bike?"

I replied -

Really Heavy,
Really big, and
Reeaallyy ssllooww. Those qualities in a motorcycle do not interest me.

He changed his tune and didn't talk much anymore.
 
From goingfaster.com ... Sportbikes Forever ! Hilarious...

"If you drove a brand new, bright red Toyota Turbo Supra and some dork pulled up beside you at the parking lot in his old beat up Ford Escort and shouted to you:

"Hey, why don't you get a real car! You need to sell that import and get you an American car, a REAL car! You need to drive a Ford Escort!"

What would you think of him? You'd probably have nothing but pity for the poor soul, and wonder if his parents were brother and sister.

See my point?

The difference between a Harley rider and a sport bike rider is that the Harley rider is a slave to his machine, a slave to the ignorant facade that keeps it alive, a slave to an image that has to be projected at all times in order to achieve the 'Harley Experience'. A sport bike rider, in direct contrast, is the master of his machine. It doesn't take very much, if any, brains to own a Harley, just a deep wallet and a willingness to embrace mediocrity. But if you buy a sport bike, you better have some wits and skill about you or you are in for a world of hurt. Also, since you are often dealing with close tolerance high end high performance hardware, sport bikes are not just for every common joe who can turn a key and twist a throttle. Any lemming can do that..."
 
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