Hey, bro...
I just talked to Sarah last night and she didn't mention that today was your birthday...
Shame shame, Sarah... Next time I see you, you're getting a spanking!!! I know, I know; you keep asking...
Well, Jeffery, brother of mine, I hope you have an awesome day...that you get to do what you want...and that all those candles on your cake don't set your goatee ablaze.
I just talked to Sarah last night and she didn't mention that today was your birthday...
Shame shame, Sarah... Next time I see you, you're getting a spanking!!! I know, I know; you keep asking...
Well, Jeffery, brother of mine, I hope you have an awesome day...that you get to do what you want...and that all those candles on your cake don't set your goatee ablaze.