Good ole first time...........

Rollin20z

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> My First Condom
>
> I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a pack
> of condoms at Ligget's Rexall Drug. In those days it took a lot of guts
> to go into a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in
> town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was
> Dolores) knew what they were for.
>
> She was working behind the counter. It was late and the pharmacist had
> already left. Dolores could see that I was really embarrassed by the
> whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to
> wear one. I answered honestly, "No, not really."
>
> So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
> thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tightly and securely.
>
> Apparently I still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store
> to see if it were empty. It was.
> "Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking
> my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
> removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite
> you?" she asked, without embarrassment.
>
> Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my
> mouth gaping open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the
> condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her
> panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on," she said. "We don't
> have much time."
>
> So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no
> longer hold back and KAPOW! I was done within a few moments.
>
> She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on
> correctly?" she asked.
> I said, "Sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
>
> She then beat the crap out of me.
>
> Women have always been hard for me to figure out.............. :tongue4:
 
Wait one minute you mean it's not supposed to go over your thumb? Because I was always wondering what size hands you needed to buy those magnums. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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