Funny

bigern_05Busa

Ad augusta per angusta
Donating Member
Registered
1. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions...

2. Dogs like beer...

3. Dogs don't hate their bodies...

4. Dogs don't criticize...

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across...

6. Dogs never expect gifts...

7. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had

8. Dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives...

9. You never have to wait for a dog, they are ready to go 24 hours a day...

10. Dogs don't cry...

11. Dogs love it when your friends come over...

12. A dogs time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink...

13. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late; the later you are, the more excited they are to see you...

14. Anyone can get a good looking dog

15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk...

16. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away...

17. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name...

18. If a dog is gorgeous, other dog's don't hate it...

19. A dog's parents NEVER visit...
 
laugh.gif
laugh.gif
laugh.gif


laugh.gif


laugh.gif
 
good ones....

but women are better than dogs for reasons all men should know, and if you have a dog for those reasons, you are one sick puppy....

-WHEELMAN
 
Back
Top