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Chicano Genie



A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the  San Antonio River when she

stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed

it, and SNAP!!! A Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the

Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish.



She said to the Genie, "I heard from mi prima that I could get three

wishes if I ever found a Genie." The Genie then said, "Oh no, sorry,

esa.

Three-wish genies are story-tale myth.



I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que quieres?" The lady didn't

hesitate. She said, "I want Peace in the Middle East.

I want those countries to stop fighting with each other, and I want

all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos, and I want all the Jews and

Gringos to love the Arabs. It will bring world peace and harmony," she

continued.



The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE...



Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale! I'm

out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I'm

good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. PLEASE make

another wish and please be reasonable."



The lady thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able

to find the right man. I want a Mexican boyfriend.... You know, one

that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes cumbias, and helps with

cleaning la casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi

familia, and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. That's

what I wish for... . a good Mexican man!"



The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said, Chingada

vieja!!!...Let me see that pinche map again!

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This is Linda Gonzalez Smith, David's 29 yr old hispanic wife from South Texas and have sent this joke to all of my familia and all of them have got a kick out of it and loved the JOKE. My family and I see nothing racist about this JOKE. It could be worse and talk about sex and female parts, but my husband would never post anything that would offend anybody.  So on that note if you don't like it, don't read it. My husband doesn't have a racist bone in his body, he is a stepfather to a 7 yr old girl who is half white, half hispanic and has never said an unkind word about her. We also have a 2yr old daughter together that is half white, half hispanic and he loves her more than life itself. So if you still think that he could be in anyway racist then you have misunderstood anything/everything he has posted on this board.

Linda Gonzalez Smith
 
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(Devious @ Oct. 13 2006,20:57) This is Linda Gonzalez Smith, David's 29 yr old hispanic wife from South Texas and have sent this joke to all of my familia and all of them have got a kick out of it and loved the JOKE. My family and I see nothing racist about this JOKE. It could be worse and talk about sex and female parts, but my husband would never post anything that would offend anybody.  So on that note if you don't like it, don't read it. My husband doesn't have a racist bone in his body, he is a stepfather to a 7 yr old girl who is half white, half hispanic and has never said an unkind word about her. We also have a 2yr old daughter together that is half white, half hispanic and he loves her more than life itself. So if you still think that he could be in anyway racist then you have misunderstood anything/everything he has posted on this board.

Linda Gonzalez Smith
Why you gotta go tell Momma on him David?
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(Projekt @ Oct. 14 2006,19:15) David es un Gran-Baboso y es claro que dira que yo soy tambien...
Mucho gusto y buena suerte...
Linda says you and I are real Pendejos...
I think she means you and I are real good friends, right...
Pendejo means good friend, at least thats what she told me...
But somehow the look on her face said something different...
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