Eve's side of the story and women are sticking with it !!
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful,
but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the
other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They're a real pain.'
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having
only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.
'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this,
you know... I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into
the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
'Well Eve, how is my favourite creation?'
'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals
are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals
have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'You know Eve, you are right.
How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you... Let's see... where did I put that useless tit?'
Now women feel this makes more sense than the story about the rib?
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful,
but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the
other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They're a real pain.'
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having
only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.
'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this,
you know... I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into
the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
'Well Eve, how is my favourite creation?'
'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals
are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals
have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'You know Eve, you are right.
How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you... Let's see... where did I put that useless tit?'
Now women feel this makes more sense than the story about the rib?
Not funny.........???
