Erection lasting more than 4 hours?

[gurrera]

What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4
hours?

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she
and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.

She then asked if she could help me. I said that it was something that I would be much
more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured me
that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to
discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of
professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying... "This is tough for me to discuss,
but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of
problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said... "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do."

"1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and
$3,000 a month in living expenses."


Gurrera

 

[proud dad]

 

[darkbusa]

lol.....

 

[DaBuzaBoy]

hmmm....

i got ripped off ....

???

 

[piratediverjefff]

 

[newman]

 

[lil charlie]

Good one

 

[chrisjp]

every time i heard those commercials ...i envisioned a really ugly woman saying .."and if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours....call me!!"

 

[E Zurcher]

They do those commercials wrong anyway. All the ladies are good looking. They need to do one with some really scary looking women. Tag line " If it works for us, it will work for anyone !

 

[GSXcite]

The pills are a ripoff anyway. I took three viagra the other night, and only two worked.

 

[Blanca BusaLess]

The bed is quite comfy I might add...

 

[proud dad]

 

[SKECHE]

gurrera........you are something esle.....

 

[dadofthree]

The local nurses always say they'll get pissed if we contact a doctor without notifying them first

 

[mabupa]

LOL!!! That's a good one ! I always look forward to reading your posts! :-)

 

[warp10]

Good one, I have yet to find a woman who would not like one to last that long.

 

[frisbee]

If I have an erection lasting more than 4 hours I'm calling my friends and bragging!

 

[HOOKDADDY]

The pills are a ripoff anyway. I took three viagra the other night, and only two worked.

U crazy do u know whichone of the three didnt work

 

[HOOKDADDY]

The pills are a ripoff anyway. I took three viagra the other night, and only two worked.

U crazy do u know whichone of the three didnt work

 

[Postal]

Read-up on what they do for Viagra patients in the ER when they come in with that problem....

This will make you wince...... Argh!!!! ::9

From the Internet, where it's all true.....

"If priapism (a 4-hour boner) is not treated rapidly, permanent erectile dysfunction (i.e. impotence), penile disfigurement, or loss of part or the entire penis may result. Fortunately, most treatments are effective if the individual sees a physician rapidly and includes use of medications, aspiration and irrigation of the stagnated blood in the penis, and, for severe priapism, surgical shunting of the blood from one part of the penis to another."

When you get older like me you like to hone-up on this kind of knowledge....