- Please notice the No Smoking sign is illuminated, (includes you 420 folks)
- Keep hands and Feet inside the ride at all times.
- Please remain in your seat until the vehicle has come to a complete stop.
- In the event of Emergency please contact myself or one of the other... Ahem... Mods
- NO LITERING, or for those of you EAST of the Mississippi, NO THROWING TRASH ON ROAD.
Love those signs.
- No Loitering
- No Public Drunkeness
- No fishing
- No Spam
- No Spitting
- No Cussing
- No Hootie Hoo's, (Feel Free to Mail them to me though for umm.... Inspection)
- No Fishing off of bridge.
- No hunting
- Please check weapons at the door.
- No fighting without mouthguard and Cup.
- No retail without permission
- No Shoes, No Shirt, NO SERVICE... OK OK Just do NOT post pics.
- Please do not feed the Animals
- Slower Traffic Keep Right. Real SLOW Traffic.... Keep ULTRA Right
- If you are bringing into class bring enough for everyone.
- No Making fun of Canadians on Tuesdays.
- Neither Texans OR Officers work computers Well... Give them Extra Time.
- You'll loose about 15% at 5000 feet.
- ALL Employees MUST Wash Hands Before returning to work.
- VABusa is NOT; Honey, Sugar, Sweetie, Cutie, Sugar Muffin, Baby Cakes, Sweet Pea, Baby Doll, or POO-BEAR! She's Darlin, get it straight.
- Turn off the light when you're done.
- Remember to Flush
- Don't forget to bring a jacket.
- Wear Clean Underwear.
- Busa Parking ONLY, All others will be... Poked fun at.
--Finally--
Truer Words were Never spoken...
Polonius’ Advice to Laertes Hamlet I, iii, 55-81
LORD POLONIUS
The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail,
And you are stay'd for. There; my blessing with thee!
And these few precepts in thy memory
See thou character.
(1) Give thy thoughts no tongue,
Nor any unproportioned thought his act.
(2)Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
(3)Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade.
(4) Beware Of entrance to a quarrel, but being in,
Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
(5)Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
(6)Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
For the apparel oft proclaims the man,
And they in France of the best rank and station
Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
(7)Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
(8)This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
(9)Farewell: my blessing season this in thee!
Good Stuff, Ole' Willy Shakey is the Man, if you've never read any of his works you have to at least read Hamlet. It's good stuff...
BUT
If you're not a reader then by all means rent or Buy the Hamlet with Mel Gibson. It's extremely well done and pretty accurate to the play. Good Stuff.
Welcome Everyone... Again
- Keep hands and Feet inside the ride at all times.
- Please remain in your seat until the vehicle has come to a complete stop.
- In the event of Emergency please contact myself or one of the other... Ahem... Mods
- NO LITERING, or for those of you EAST of the Mississippi, NO THROWING TRASH ON ROAD.
- No Loitering
- No Public Drunkeness
- No fishing
- No Spam
- No Spitting
- No Cussing
- No Hootie Hoo's, (Feel Free to Mail them to me though for umm.... Inspection)
- No Fishing off of bridge.
- No hunting
- Please check weapons at the door.
- No fighting without mouthguard and Cup.
- No retail without permission
- No Shoes, No Shirt, NO SERVICE... OK OK Just do NOT post pics.
- Please do not feed the Animals
- Slower Traffic Keep Right. Real SLOW Traffic.... Keep ULTRA Right
- If you are bringing into class bring enough for everyone.
- No Making fun of Canadians on Tuesdays.
- Neither Texans OR Officers work computers Well... Give them Extra Time.
- You'll loose about 15% at 5000 feet.
- ALL Employees MUST Wash Hands Before returning to work.
- VABusa is NOT; Honey, Sugar, Sweetie, Cutie, Sugar Muffin, Baby Cakes, Sweet Pea, Baby Doll, or POO-BEAR! She's Darlin, get it straight.
- Turn off the light when you're done.
- Remember to Flush
- Don't forget to bring a jacket.
- Wear Clean Underwear.
- Busa Parking ONLY, All others will be... Poked fun at.
--Finally--
Truer Words were Never spoken...
Polonius’ Advice to Laertes Hamlet I, iii, 55-81
LORD POLONIUS
The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail,
And you are stay'd for. There; my blessing with thee!
And these few precepts in thy memory
See thou character.
(1) Give thy thoughts no tongue,
Nor any unproportioned thought his act.
(2)Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
(3)Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade.
(4) Beware Of entrance to a quarrel, but being in,
Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
(5)Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
(6)Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
For the apparel oft proclaims the man,
And they in France of the best rank and station
Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
(7)Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
(8)This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
(9)Farewell: my blessing season this in thee!
Good Stuff, Ole' Willy Shakey is the Man, if you've never read any of his works you have to at least read Hamlet. It's good stuff...
BUT
If you're not a reader then by all means rent or Buy the Hamlet with Mel Gibson. It's extremely well done and pretty accurate to the play. Good Stuff.
Welcome Everyone... Again