Is there a guy named Al Borlan that hangs there?
Do they call ya Floyd?
You'll know your getting old when you have to start giving up things like riding your bike.
It is nice to have a local hardware store to hang around, I had a friend growing up whose dad and uncle owned a local hardware store, Stembridge Hardware. Nice, nice folks, enjoyed picking up stuff and visiting with my friend. His dad and uncle were wizards in helping people figure out what they needed to complete home projects. Don't worry about being old it's called comraderie...that's why we hang out here!
Listen - people who are really old have no idea they're old and/or don't care!
You are not suffering from old age -- it's call pre old age and it is terminal...
Yes you will eventual become old and die!
However, you're just wondering whether your old - which means you've got maybe anywhere from a year to a decade - and all your inhibitions about getting old will vanish and you will official become old followed by death...
Enjoy pre-old age because once it's gone it's gone!!!
I too hang around at the local Ace hardware store and ......
OH CRAP I'M OLD!!!!
Is there a guy named Al Borlan that hangs there?
Don't forget Tim (The Tool Man) Taylor