Seems you don't get accepted by many in here unless you have something to contribute~ I'm sorry to say I'm not very mechanically inclined~ I'm typically a quiet person and don't speak unless I know for sure what I'm talking about or can back it with concrete evidence~ That's just the way I am...
So I figured I could at least contribute a little laughter to some of you~I like laughter.. it is a powerful thing and actually very healthy to your mind, body, and soul~ My sense of humor can be pretty warped at times.. can't please everyone, but I can try~
No offense is ever intended to anyone with my posted jokes~ There's just some things I find pretty funny and feel the need to share the laughter~
That being said... here's my contribution for the week~
Gay Guy goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says "Guy, I'm not going to
beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Guy is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
"Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts
and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top
it off with a gallon of prune juice.
Guy asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a much
better understanding of what your ass is for!"
So I figured I could at least contribute a little laughter to some of you~I like laughter.. it is a powerful thing and actually very healthy to your mind, body, and soul~ My sense of humor can be pretty warped at times.. can't please everyone, but I can try~
No offense is ever intended to anyone with my posted jokes~ There's just some things I find pretty funny and feel the need to share the laughter~
That being said... here's my contribution for the week~
Gay Guy goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says "Guy, I'm not going to
beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Guy is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
"Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts
and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top
it off with a gallon of prune juice.
Guy asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a much
better understanding of what your ass is for!"