ADMINS: PLEASE REMOVE MY THREAD UPON THE FIRST COMPLAINT. I need to get this off my.. um.. head. I will use confusing language so people under 18 won't understand what I'm ranting about.
I just saw an ad for some enhancer for women's [motorcycle?] drive.... claims to return her drive to it's previous horsepower. Everyday I get emails about things and/or pills that should help me mod my engines for increased performance. Now, I do understand the aging process and engines and chassis wear out over time loosing their rigidity, but are we really using the right snake oils to rekindle the ride? I can't claim that I am old enough to remember the days 'way back when' when this or that was different, but I do know things have changed a lot as far as peoples preception goes in what is considered successful in certain arenas. I could read about times gone past when tender loving care was the cure that bonded one frame to another, and all the mods were not needed, not known about and therefore never missed. I'm going somewhere with this so please follow me here... LOVE used to be an emotion that created a world between two that could endure everything. Love could rasie the sun, move the tides, blind people, change the world, change YOUR world, make you crazy-happy, and love could even INSPIRE your hoursepower. I can think of nothing more INSPIRATIONAL [wink wink] than a super deep love from one woman, knowing what she is to me and I to her. THAT is the only enchancer I would need. That is what is often missing along with proper communication, grown over years and years of testing and tuning, and yet instead of wondering if the Feul Injectors are jammed causing missfires, we just add some OCTANE BOOST and try to work around it. You could get addicted... ney.... so USED to the octane boost, that you might even forget the Feul Injectors even do anything to increase the cylinder pressure. It's EASIER to add octane boost than it is to tear apart the engine and rebuild it. That's what we ALWAYS do: the quick easy fix that someone can profit from. It has left us with a bunch of super fast wheelie bikes that people burnout on, instead of nice long lasting comfortable cruisers that will be rolling into the twilight years focusing on the road ahead instead of each and every tiny little offramp that grabs it's eye.
Let me go at another angle: there is this thing out there in the world that can cause 'EXCTASY' [wink wink] in your mind making you think you are in LOVE with everyone and whoever is nearest at the time. This thing is a man-made thing that basically replicates the mental expeinence of love via physical/chemical reaction. It's not really safe for a bunch of reasons you can find online and is not even legal anywhere except Amsterdam. Do you really want to have that replace the real experience of LOVE? Would you like to sit in a blank white room expeiencing love all by yourself or get out there and experinece the REAL thing along with all the risks and possible pains - which, by the way, can also provide the hightened stimulous of the real thing over any product that duplicates it. I vote for teh real. I am a flesh and blood human being, in a physical world, and I don't need any enchancers to provide addition emotions of love in me if that emotion was designed to fade. [which it's not FYI]
Back to love as an enhancer. I notice people drifting away from using LOVE in the many ways it should be used: as a gift, given freely without selfish worry or want for recipication. If expected returns exist than it isn't REAL love. So, where as people do grow older and engines DO wear out, that is just a part of life and many times a loving partner can re-hotwire the motor with patience and love, but no one remembers that that option even exists. Why remember that when the quick octane boost is so readily available? Why? Well, octane costs money. Love does not. Octane has side affects, love does not [don't start with me there
] Octane boost might make an engine feel you didn't have enough confidence in it to be the full engine that it could be without octane boost.... this works with the woman's horsepower also. Love only serves to boost, lubricate, supercharge, and rev up ANY engine, even if that engine is in the riders mind and not cylinders below.
Someday age WILL take over and parts will rust and fall off. Will the love still be there? Or will love have been replaced with it's souless powered fake equivilant? I believe only real love can make the rusting process more enjoyable than the rusting process done alone or with a numb replacer.
Yes, we live in an enhanced world were everything wants to be harder, better, faster, stronger [to quote DAFT PUNK] but that pace steam rolls over truth and reality and is replaced with emails telling me I can be more than I am. I didn't know I needed to be any more! Why is someone I don't know telling me anything? If my woman's horsepower is dwindling, than that is directly MY RESPONSIBILTY to go in and tear apart her engine and do what I can to keep performance up. That does not include ANY selfishness or expected returned love. Just REAL love, used properly, given freely without ever worrying about whether an enhancer for that love ever existed. MY responsibiliity, not some enhancer. *I* should be enhancing HER life every waking day that I am not dead. That's my job and I will NOT be replaced.
What I guess I am saying is, yes these things DO work, but I believe they are totally unneeded and damaging simply by existing. Rant complete. Hope I didn't offend or drive people off the site. But take a moment to think about it. Thank you and drive safely.
** No, this is not related to ANY personal experience whatsoever so don't even go there.
I just saw an ad for some enhancer for women's [motorcycle?] drive.... claims to return her drive to it's previous horsepower. Everyday I get emails about things and/or pills that should help me mod my engines for increased performance. Now, I do understand the aging process and engines and chassis wear out over time loosing their rigidity, but are we really using the right snake oils to rekindle the ride? I can't claim that I am old enough to remember the days 'way back when' when this or that was different, but I do know things have changed a lot as far as peoples preception goes in what is considered successful in certain arenas. I could read about times gone past when tender loving care was the cure that bonded one frame to another, and all the mods were not needed, not known about and therefore never missed. I'm going somewhere with this so please follow me here... LOVE used to be an emotion that created a world between two that could endure everything. Love could rasie the sun, move the tides, blind people, change the world, change YOUR world, make you crazy-happy, and love could even INSPIRE your hoursepower. I can think of nothing more INSPIRATIONAL [wink wink] than a super deep love from one woman, knowing what she is to me and I to her. THAT is the only enchancer I would need. That is what is often missing along with proper communication, grown over years and years of testing and tuning, and yet instead of wondering if the Feul Injectors are jammed causing missfires, we just add some OCTANE BOOST and try to work around it. You could get addicted... ney.... so USED to the octane boost, that you might even forget the Feul Injectors even do anything to increase the cylinder pressure. It's EASIER to add octane boost than it is to tear apart the engine and rebuild it. That's what we ALWAYS do: the quick easy fix that someone can profit from. It has left us with a bunch of super fast wheelie bikes that people burnout on, instead of nice long lasting comfortable cruisers that will be rolling into the twilight years focusing on the road ahead instead of each and every tiny little offramp that grabs it's eye.
Let me go at another angle: there is this thing out there in the world that can cause 'EXCTASY' [wink wink] in your mind making you think you are in LOVE with everyone and whoever is nearest at the time. This thing is a man-made thing that basically replicates the mental expeinence of love via physical/chemical reaction. It's not really safe for a bunch of reasons you can find online and is not even legal anywhere except Amsterdam. Do you really want to have that replace the real experience of LOVE? Would you like to sit in a blank white room expeiencing love all by yourself or get out there and experinece the REAL thing along with all the risks and possible pains - which, by the way, can also provide the hightened stimulous of the real thing over any product that duplicates it. I vote for teh real. I am a flesh and blood human being, in a physical world, and I don't need any enchancers to provide addition emotions of love in me if that emotion was designed to fade. [which it's not FYI]
Back to love as an enhancer. I notice people drifting away from using LOVE in the many ways it should be used: as a gift, given freely without selfish worry or want for recipication. If expected returns exist than it isn't REAL love. So, where as people do grow older and engines DO wear out, that is just a part of life and many times a loving partner can re-hotwire the motor with patience and love, but no one remembers that that option even exists. Why remember that when the quick octane boost is so readily available? Why? Well, octane costs money. Love does not. Octane has side affects, love does not [don't start with me there
] Octane boost might make an engine feel you didn't have enough confidence in it to be the full engine that it could be without octane boost.... this works with the woman's horsepower also. Love only serves to boost, lubricate, supercharge, and rev up ANY engine, even if that engine is in the riders mind and not cylinders below.Someday age WILL take over and parts will rust and fall off. Will the love still be there? Or will love have been replaced with it's souless powered fake equivilant? I believe only real love can make the rusting process more enjoyable than the rusting process done alone or with a numb replacer.
Yes, we live in an enhanced world were everything wants to be harder, better, faster, stronger [to quote DAFT PUNK] but that pace steam rolls over truth and reality and is replaced with emails telling me I can be more than I am. I didn't know I needed to be any more! Why is someone I don't know telling me anything? If my woman's horsepower is dwindling, than that is directly MY RESPONSIBILTY to go in and tear apart her engine and do what I can to keep performance up. That does not include ANY selfishness or expected returned love. Just REAL love, used properly, given freely without ever worrying about whether an enhancer for that love ever existed. MY responsibiliity, not some enhancer. *I* should be enhancing HER life every waking day that I am not dead. That's my job and I will NOT be replaced.
What I guess I am saying is, yes these things DO work, but I believe they are totally unneeded and damaging simply by existing. Rant complete. Hope I didn't offend or drive people off the site. But take a moment to think about it. Thank you and drive safely.
** No, this is not related to ANY personal experience whatsoever so don't even go there.
