Southern hunters take this sport v-e-r-y seriously!
Subject: Deer Hunting Season in the South
A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in the rural South near a
blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow
and took careful aim. Before he could release his arrow, his friend pointed at a
funeral procession passing on the road below their stand.
The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his
head and closed his eyes in prayer.
His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I
have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known."
The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
Subject: Deer Hunting Season in the South
A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in the rural South near a
blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow
and took careful aim. Before he could release his arrow, his friend pointed at a
funeral procession passing on the road below their stand.
The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his
head and closed his eyes in prayer.
His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I
have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known."
The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."