Dear DAD





#1
DEAR DAD:
>IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE
>WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND
>YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN
>WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT
>IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE
>WILL
>BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T CARE FOR HER, AS SHE IS
>MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A
>STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE
>CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.
>BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE
>GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE
>COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE WANT. IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE
>WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES
>IT!!DON'T WORRY DAD; I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF
>MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO
>KNOWYOUR GRANDCHILDREN .
>
>YOUR SON,
>JOHN
>
>P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE. I JUST
>WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT
>CARD THAT'S IN MY DESK,CENTER DRAWER. I LOVE YOU!
>
>CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME.
 

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#4
I actually did that in high school when I found out my mom was reading all my notes to my G/f (while I was in the shower ect )
I wrote that i was writing the letter while skipping school and getting drunk and that I hoped she got her period soon as I was really worried ect ect
Finished the letter with oh-- and mom this'll teach you to read my private notes
 
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