"Dear Boss..."

[WWJD]

> Dear Boss
>
> I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me
very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a
pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and
a health plan that
most people can only dream about.
>
> Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
>
> During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In
addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks
associated with my current job.
>
> If my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back
with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have
no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
>
> Sincerely,
> Every Senator or Congressman running for President.



Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.

 

[JBradley0181]

LOL it speaks some truth in the matter

 

[99'busa]

VOTE 99'busa for Senate

together we can reduce squid activity and if you elect me I can reduce mod prices by 10%












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[BusaWhipped]

VOTE 99'busa for Senate

together we can reduce squid activity and if you elect me I can reduce mod prices by 10%












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But congress won't be able to get anything accomplished with all the Bill ho'ing if you are there.

 

[omslaw]

VOTE 99'busa for Senate

together we can reduce squid activity and if you elect me I can reduce mod prices by 10%












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You forgot:

"I'm 99'busa...and I approve this message."

 

[99'busa]

VOTE 99'busa for Senate

together we can reduce squid activity and if you elect me I can reduce mod prices by 10%












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You forgot:

"I'm 99'busa...and I approve this message."  

i knew there was something missing. show you how much i pay attention to those ads

 

[Scar]

Yeah...plus all your opponent has is that speech from 2002!

Oops...did I say that out loud?

 

[WWJD]

Maybe Britney Spears can be your running mate?

 

[Revlis]

Grrr... I just keep hearing tool in my head... No not you WWJD, the Band Tool...

Enema, Was a song both Seth and I used to listen a lot, this and Eulogy...

Enema by* Tool

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullsh!d three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless ******* hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ******* time. Any ******* day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a
Bullsh!d three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless ******* hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ******n time. Any ******n day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip****.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly ****, stupid ****...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
F... L Ron Hubbard and
**** all his clones.
**** all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
**** retro anything.
**** your tattoos.
**** all you junkies and
**** your short memory.
Learn to swim.
**** smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
**** these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down.