<span style='color:blue'><span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>Golf</span></span>
<span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex..... </span></span>
<span style='color:blue'>#10... A below par performance
is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle
and have a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to
find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money
doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire
a lawyer if you play
with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida, you
can do it almost everyday.
#2... You don't have to cuddle
with your partner when
you're finished. </span>
And the NUMBER ONE reason
why golf is better than sex.....
<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>#1... If your equipment gets old
and rusty, you can replace it!</span></span>
<span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex..... </span></span>
<span style='color:blue'>#10... A below par performance
is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle
and have a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to
find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money
doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire
a lawyer if you play
with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida, you
can do it almost everyday.
#2... You don't have to cuddle
with your partner when
you're finished. </span>
And the NUMBER ONE reason
why golf is better than sex.....
<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>#1... If your equipment gets old
and rusty, you can replace it!</span></span>
