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Dakar Rally News Flash
Dirty Pete, with the secret stealth cloaking and 26,000 Lb. turbine thrust
(Secreted from local AFB by Colonel B. J. USAF retired)
Foregoes Dakar air lift and lays waist to the terrorist in the desert, aided by his
Onboard fire control computer, able to acquire and prioritize threats of 200 + targets, smart, sidewinder missiles, 50 caliber machine guns, fuel Air and napalm bombs fortified by his pressure fed adrenaline producing Jack Daniel’s intravenous system, 5 Tia sticks and a huka smoking caterpillar.
Dirty Pete finished today in just 4 days strait without stopping, while the rest of the field awaits the airlift for the start of the second leg.
Proving that deception and trickery will overcome youth and skill every time.
Fear not, O ye of little faith, Busa Land is strait ahead, and just past the third star to the right.
As Peter Pan and other famous and infamous people have said, “ forgive them for they know not what they doâ€
Start the recruitment of vestal Virgins, the barbarous ((hard) freudian slip) herd from the north is about to descend on the Lilliputians.
A small group of born again believers (with the aid of stealth capability) has placed a large portion of the Alaska pipe line under the Jack Daniel’s aging casks and routed it directly to the way stations on the autobahn style expressway build just for WFO runs in south America.
Where the 200MPH + Busa’s will put to rest the rumors of a green invasion, sending the space engineers, shacking their heads,
Back to their wind tunnels.
Can Nirvana be far behind!
[This message has been edited by BJ (edited 12 January 2000).]
Dirty Pete, with the secret stealth cloaking and 26,000 Lb. turbine thrust
(Secreted from local AFB by Colonel B. J. USAF retired)
Foregoes Dakar air lift and lays waist to the terrorist in the desert, aided by his
Onboard fire control computer, able to acquire and prioritize threats of 200 + targets, smart, sidewinder missiles, 50 caliber machine guns, fuel Air and napalm bombs fortified by his pressure fed adrenaline producing Jack Daniel’s intravenous system, 5 Tia sticks and a huka smoking caterpillar.
Dirty Pete finished today in just 4 days strait without stopping, while the rest of the field awaits the airlift for the start of the second leg.
Proving that deception and trickery will overcome youth and skill every time.
Fear not, O ye of little faith, Busa Land is strait ahead, and just past the third star to the right.
As Peter Pan and other famous and infamous people have said, “ forgive them for they know not what they doâ€
Start the recruitment of vestal Virgins, the barbarous ((hard) freudian slip) herd from the north is about to descend on the Lilliputians.
A small group of born again believers (with the aid of stealth capability) has placed a large portion of the Alaska pipe line under the Jack Daniel’s aging casks and routed it directly to the way stations on the autobahn style expressway build just for WFO runs in south America.
Where the 200MPH + Busa’s will put to rest the rumors of a green invasion, sending the space engineers, shacking their heads,
Back to their wind tunnels.
Can Nirvana be far behind!
[This message has been edited by BJ (edited 12 January 2000).]