Cycletrader?

[pure_ego]

Dear Oliver,

Thanks you very much for letting me have this chance of a lifetime to get a hold of my dream.  I am going to track you down and get a hold of your F'n neck.  When I get a hold of your neck I am going to check your VIN number from the inside out.  Then we are going to tie you between to Busas and pull you apart.  You should be ashamed trying to sell a Busa to my little 12 year old brother.  We are going to Hunt you down.  we have the means and the will to track you even if it takes a year.  

haha,, if only I'd seen that first Ninja... I'll give him that one for the finale'

 

[dezzy7]

Because its easiier to scam someone on a deal that sounds to good to be true, you know i had an emergency so i have to sell my 10k busa at the ridiculous low price of $3500 so send a check or money order soon because you know this deal isn't gonna last long ... Actually it last just long enough for your check or money to be cashed --then the deal, bike and dealer disappear like magic

 

[ghosthawk]

Don't rule cycletrader out, though. I responded to an ad for a new bike at 8600$ plus prep, etc. that I thought could be a scam. I asked for total price and they said $8936 out-the-door. So she came home with me

 

[pure_ego]

haha..big diff in 8900 and 3300 dude.. I know what your saying though. THere are good deals to be had.. just gotta use some common sense ya know. ..

anyway I got a reply back from mr. butwhiffer today... here it is..


Hello,

unfortunately for you I am not a girl,but I don't think that this will be an impediment if we decide to conclude the deal.The bike has on board only 450 miles or so.
I would preffer WU,because is easier to track the funds.
And another thing:I don't know if it's such a good idea to make 30 transfers of 100 $.I don't have enough time to stay all day long at the WU office under the circumstances.And I am not located in Amsterdam,I am in Athens,Greece.

So,I don't want to put you under pressure,but I will appreciate a fast decision from you.

Mail me soon and tell me if you want to seal the deal.
Thanks

 

[pure_ego]

my reply


Ah poop, sorry dude.. I dunno where I got that you were dickless... who knows .. eh? oh, and sorry about getting the city wrong.. but really man.. your from America so I'm sure you look at it the way the rest of us do... amsterdam greece, paris... whatever.. it's all just a buncha euro-trash running around wishing they had what Americans had. Fugg em' if they don't get it ya know.

As far as my decision.. 450 miles?? Geez dude you didn't ride it much ... what month did you buy it? Where did the VIN number go by the way? My insurance people are asking for it to go ahead and have the bike fully covered for the transport.. would hate for it to get trashed in transit ya know. ... anyway.. the mileage.. Have you had the first service done yet? You know the one at 250 miles where they pull the crank and inspect it to make sure it's seating in properly. I hear it's very important on these bikes.

let me know buttwiffer
i'm out - bluejay

ps - RE: 30 $100 WU payments... tsk, tsk, tsk, you forgot the first rule of salesmanship Mr. Wiffer... the customer is always right.. You'll be ok. just be fun for me to count out the hundreds.. besides I went to the westeren union place today to ask a few questions if I do decide to buy and there is a hot chic there... be a good reason to sit around flirting with her if I have to do it all in hundreds... trust me man. it's a fine fine woman. You wouldn't want to spoil my chances with this chic would you?

 

[Sanfrdnsun]

lol you guys are a hoot. glad to see you are at least wasting the scammers time, surprised he even replying. what really sparked my interest was seeing an add for a 2900$ tricked out busa. the thing was, the location listed was no more then 10 minutes from where i live. i was going to call them and see what the hell they were tryin to pull and mess with em, but unfortunately i didnt get the contact info before the ad was removed. I guess cycletrader knew they were scammin before i could get to em.

P

 

[pure_ego]

I think he's about to get aggravated with me.. haha


Hello Brian,

I've had the first service done,don't worry.

I understand that you want to knail this girl,but Bluejay,Please put your self in my shoes:my dad is in the hospital,badly injured,with surgery after surgery.I stay at the hospital all day long,and then,afetr I get home,I try to deal with some unknown people that are interested in my bike.

I am not selling it because I want or because I like to sell things,I am selling it because I need urgently some funds for my dad's surgeries.

So,I would really appreciate it if you will decide to make the transfer ASAP,and let's say that you will make 5 transfers of 600 $,because I really CAN'T spent that day at the WU office.NOT under the circumstances.

You seem a smart dude,I think that you will manage to put your hands on that chic.

You will receive all the papers with the bike.

I have to ask you if you are ready to close the deal,because I am really under pressure here.I don't want to put you under pressure,but put your self in my situation.



Mail me soon and let me know what you decided.

 

[pure_ego]

... my reply. I think this has about ran it's course...

overlook the language please.

 

[pure_ego]

Yup. I'm just about to get in those pants... she's already gave me her number dude.. haha.. just think I may get some poontang just cuz I was thinkin' about buying your bike. That wouuld be a nice story haha. Your right. I need to get my junk in gear and get this deal started.. I've decided to go ahead and buy it. .. but I'm still doing 30 $100 money grams.. it's just too funny to me.

I hope your dad is still able to hold his urine and whatnot.. What kind of surgeries did he have anyway? I guess it was more than just removin' a boot from his ass or having his pee pee removed so he could finally be with his lover right? Nah.. just playin dude.. I'm sure your dads not a fairy. I do hear there are alot of gay guys in Greece.. you gettin' lucky... or do ya even swing that way? Either way.. don't matter to me... ya know I just thought of it... maybe the reason i thought you were a girl is because you do type kinda girly. Strange huh.. kinda like the guy that doesn't realize he sounds like a flamin homosexual. weird. .. anyway.. does your dad have any spare parts he doesn't need? You know there is a big market for kidneys/livers etc. Maybe if he kills over you can sell his parts on ebay or something to pay the bills.. I know ebay has that policy about not selling people, or body parts.. just say his parts are made of playdoh or something... I can see it now duder

****NIB*** Kidney, not real though, it's made of playdoh you freaks! L@@K!

haha, Can't you just see it... Man I'm tellin ya.. we gonna hafta hang out when you get back to the states from hanging over there with all those butt plugs in croatia. Get a few fortys and get loaded.. ride bikes at warp speed thru the walmart! Yeaaaa! WHoooooo!

Probably be monday before I get the money on it's way though.. Just chill homeboy... you can always let those gay ass greece boys come in and do unmentionable things to the old man and charge em' for it. I'm sure he's on pain meds and would never know anyway... Whatever works to make a dollar right? Thats your philosphey I'm sure.. even if it does fugg somebody up . haha.. fugg em!

Alright buttwhiffer... email me back ya big dildo... lets get the hook up hooked up.. I guess you need my shippin address to get this stuff lined out right?

later buttwhiffer
-out like your sister in dodgeball,
bluejay with the awesome wang.




of course no offense to anybody overssas... I'm just effin' aroudn with this puked up waste of life.

 

[Mikey D]

Ego - yer a funny mofo!

Keep posting if the A$$ replys!

 

[Decklin]

Thought I might share a story myself. Ok I am going to get my new Busa in a week or so right. So I am talking to a guy at work who for the past month or so has been saying he has a new R1. Ok we all know he is a compulsive liar so I go head to head with him yesterday. I was like hey I am gonna get the busa and thought that I would go heads up with your R1 to see how fast it is next week. So he says well you know a friend of mine told me he would buy it for 13K so I think I am gonna sell it this week and get the 05 Busa next year. I mean come on why lie about the damn thing. A few guys went to his house after work to have some beers and asked where the R1 was and he said it was at his farm about 2 hours away. Needless to say we have never seen the bike at work. I am still confused why people lie when they know someone will find out. But I will blow by him and his Yamaha cruiser when I see him leaving work. not for sure what it is just some big ole yamaha cruiser. Not an R1 for sure. later guys.

 

[pure_ego]

I think he's about to get rather peeved... .. amazingly enough that was the reaction I was going for...






BlueJay,

I don't know if I will close the deal in these terms.It seems to me that everything is a big good time joke to you.

I explained loud and cleea my situation,but you don't want to understand.
Under these conditions,I think that I will sell it to the another buyer,
as I already have one on hold.
I've said that I can appreciatte one who ha the sense of humour,but I think you're going out of line here.My dad comes first,and I will do everything that I possibly can to help him.

Im not gay,and I didn't know that Greece has a country full of sugarbritches,and I mean it literary.I have doubts about you though.If you think that a vulgare language is a sign of heterosexuality,I don't know how you managed to get that chick's number.
I am a Doctor,and I was educated in another manner that you.

Anyway,as I already mentioned,30 transfers from MoneyGram is not an acceptable solution for.
I was clear that I want WU,and 1,maximum 2 transfers.
It's obvious that you are not interested,since you propose absurd things like making 30 transfers.

So,I am forced to thank you for your time,and close the deal with someone else.

If you finally decide to make the deal as I mentioned,I mail me ASAP with your full name and address for shipping.
Thank you

 

[pure_ego]

haha,, he's even referring to me as "bluejay" now... hahaha it's amazing what people will do with even the slightest hint of getting cash..

my latest reply... I'm slightly worried that he won't reply anymore.. I think he will.. but.. hmm...



Dude.. life is supposed to be enjoyed isnt' it? Why woudlnt' ya wanna take everything as a joke.. it's all cool though dog. I forgive ya.. I'm sure you've had a long week what with your pops croakin' -n- pillow bitin' at the same time. Your a doc? Well how cool.. must not be a very good one if you dont' mind my saying so.. most of the doctors i know wouldnt' ahve to sell their bikes for next to nothing to pay some piddly medical bills.. but hey.. maybe you waste the cash on hookers, or crack, or something... doesn't matter... I just want the bike.

I'm not sure I want to buy from you now anyway.. Your actin' kinda squirrley... Besides I found another hayabusa on ebay that I actually like better (blue/silver, instead of gray).. it costs a little more.. but damnit.. I'm worth it! haha. anyway.. You wanna cut your price $300 and make it an even $3000 and I'll take it. I want ya to put some lipstick on and kiss the title though so I can have something to remember ya buy ya big gay al wannabe.. lol just playign man, don't get all yer panties bunched up again. Your so touchy... you must not have any friends or somethign or you'd know I was just tuggin' on yer short and curlies.

do me a favor, reach down and check yer twig -n- berries just to make sure your a dude... dude!

What kinda doc are ya? I figure your one of those pee pee doctors.. uhh.. a uroligist... that way you get to play with schlong all day and get paid for it!! That would be awesome for a ... uhm.. alternative lifestyle fellow like yourself.

Oh.. the update on the girl.. oh dude.. she's killer hot.. I need to get a pic of her for ya. you'll dide.. you'll just die dude.. sweet sweet... err.. well you might not die as I'm not sure which way you swing cuz you never said.. so you might just wanna ask her about her shoes or something.. who knows what you people do.

well buttwhiffer I'm gonna hop-along out the door here to go make some phat cash to start getting these mods lined out for the hayabusa i buy.. whether it's yours, or the other one.

hope nobody pokes their stick in yer eye,
goin out the window like ya daddy probably did ya momma,

bluejay

 

[pure_ego]

His reply... haha. I think he's just gave up tryign to understand... oh and how good am I .. talked him down 300 on a bike thats he alreadsy just givin away basically... what a chaod.

HI there,Bluejay.

Ok,I will sell it to you for 3000 $.
But come one man,let's get to the point.
As I've said,I'm really under pressure here  and I need fast some  extra funds.
So,I have to ask you to make the transfer if you want the bike ASAP.

You have my name and my address from here.

I have to ask you something.

I've heard that if you want to send money for the sealling of a deal through WU,when I will retrieve the funds,I will be obliged to pay 15% to the state,and under the circumstances I am trying to avoid that.So if you are asked why are you sending the money,just say that is a financial help for a friend from overseas.I will really appreciate it.

Thank you for understanding bluejay.
I will be expecting you r e-mail with the details ASAP.

Best regards,Olivier Smith


PS:I hope that you will make just one transfer,especially now,as you got the girl.Thank you.



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[pure_ego]

any ideas on how to reply and not make it obvious that i'm never gonna reply?

gotta be something to annoy him though.

 

[pure_ego]

or maybe the gig is up...



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[BusaFever]

I think it's great!

Maybe you should call a scammer out? And post a link to this thread and tell him everyone is laffin their azzes off at him!

I likey that idea...

That would DEFINATELY get the point across!

 

[pure_ego]

I think that will be the perfect way for the buttwhiffer to find out he's not quite as slick as he thinks...

 

[pure_ego]

my final reply..

overlook the language please.. and to anybody that may be gay... stop being gay!.. just kiddin.. it's wrong.. but hey.. whatever dude.





Okay Buttwhiffer..

I hafta admit I've been wasting your time. ... why? because I think you good time scammers are the biggest pieces of poop on the planet. Why do you really think your fooling? Your selling a bike at 1/4 value because your old man.. who just had a wreck already has hospital bills pilling up? Get real... hospitals don't bill that quick in the first place.. and you.. being a "doctor" should have known that... oh ,, but wait.. thats right. your no good time doctor.. your just some punk who wants something for nothing. Well god willing you are going to get somethign for nothing.. We are trying extremely hard to work with members from Greece to locate you just to pay our condolences... which in my opinion... if you weren't so gay to start with would have been to bend you over and "do ya dry" so to speak. It seems as though you may enjoy that so I'm sure just a regular old ass whipping will have to suffice.

I realize your completely retarded and will probably never amount to anythign but a small time scam artist.. but do us all a favor and stop trying to sell a bike you've never touched.. let alone ridden.

Have a look at the webboard we've been laughing at you since the start of our conversations on..


Later butt whiffer. . .
hope your bobo falls off.
ego

 

[MET]

Interesting........ I wonder if you wil get a reply.