Creative Insults To Harley Guys

[Guest]

I rode over to the local McDonald's for breakfast recently and there were 3 Harley's parked outside. I parked my Busa and went in. One of them made a crack about rice not being served there.

Needless to say I fired back without mercy. Fortunately they had a sense of humor. We traded shots for a while giving everyone in the place a good laugh but I ran out of good insults too soon.

We will all need ammunition for the next time.

 

[Guest]

I'll get the creative juices flowing...

What's the difference between Harley boots and cowboy boots? Cowboy boots have the sh*t on the outside.

 

[OB_mrabusa_h]

If harley made airplanes, would you ride in one ? food for thought

 

[OB_tsmith]

what is difference from a Harley to a vacume?
on a Harley the dirt bag is on the out side!

 

[OB_VegasDude]

1950 technology, 85 miles per hour, 17,000 dollars. Dont talk to me about friggin Harley's

 

[OB_gsx1300rguy]

When the Harley guy gives you the (Made in America speech) tell him your toilet is made in America too but that doesn`t meen I want to go cruising around on it .

 

[OB_Jamie]

When the Harley guy gives you the (Made in America speech) ask him if he owns a TV. They haven't made TVs in the USA for years.


Harleys are for people who think professional wrestling is real.

Jamie

 

[OB_VegasDude]

Er, uh.....geeze.........isnt wrestling real?

 

[OB_Latex]

Why do guys who have Harley's like leather fringe on their handlebars and clothing?

So they can tell if they're moving.

QL

 

[viol8r]

I had some fringe on one of my harleys but it all blew off after a couple months. Probably cause I was only doing 85.

 

[RussellJ]

Ultimate thread revival.

 

[racerV]

LOL, I represent mine as my grocery getter / $25K CD player.

 

[doniton2]

I always tell them they paid for a Ferrari and got a fiat and I payed for the Fiat and got the Ferrari.

 

[Busa1166]

Are you an enigma??? You have no name ??? no post count ???


Are you a force of nature ??? the Internets true Ghost ???

 

[mysql]

Harley riders talk? All they seem to do around my area is not wave.

 

[Blanca BusaLess]

I'm with Manny? Did a ghost start this thread way back when?
'The ghost of Harley Haters past' ?


Russ I don't even wanna know how you dug this up

 

[RussellJ]

I'm with Manny? Did a ghost start this thread way back when?
'The ghost of Harley Haters past' ?


Russ I don't even wanna know how you dug this up

I googled Harley jokes and this popped up. I didnt even realize it was on the Org for a minute

 

[doniton2]

wow didn't even notice that ???

 

[RussellJ]

The OP was raptured early

 

[Kildore]

LOL! Nice!