Cowboys vs. Raiders

Remember the year dolphins went undefeated they lost all there pre season.
pre season dont mean a lot as far as how good team is.
 
A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry. No pets allowed."


The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Raiders game and you'll see."


The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game.


The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Raiders score, my dog does flips." The Raiders keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.


"Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Raiders score a touchdown?"


The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years!" :laugh:
 
OAKLAND , (CA)-- Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended
practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete
analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown
to Raider players, was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided
the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
 
OAKLAND , (CA)-- Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended
practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete
analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown
to Raider players, was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided
the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

:rofl: :lol:
 
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