COo.oOL Quotes

[The Oracle]

Let's hear a cool or otherwise humorous quote. Leave movies out, since we have beaten that one into the ground in other posts.

Here is one:

"I drank what?"
-Socrates

 

[vincent]

quitcher bitchin and just do it.

My Grandpa

 

[Dustman]

This one's my favorite.. I'm always late for things..

"Sure, its the early bird that gets the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese."

 

[Jester0769]

Ill second that one dustman.


My fave,

jaeatyet?
(did you eat yet)

or

I didnt do it, no one saw me do it, you cant prove anything.

 

[outjustout]

"Sure, its the early bird that gets the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese."

:bounce: ohh, I think I pulled something.

Heard this rule to live by last night "Scratch it if it itches, even if it's in your britches."

Alison Krauss

 

[Dustman]

"I may not be soaring like an eagle but I'm also not worried about being sucked through a jet engine."

Thats actually happened several times.. them eagles have cost us tax payers some big bucks..

 

[CorrodedAlien]

Rimmer: "Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is 'What are we gonna call ourselves?' Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS'."


From Red Dwarf...

 

[CorrodedAlien]

" We have three realistic alternatives: (1) Sit here and get blown up, (2) Stand here and get blown up, (3) Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up. "
- Holly, the computer on Red Dwarf

 

[ks-waterbug]

Just a couple...
You can fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does.
Author: Lewis B. Hershey

 

[canIdream?]

i love GW but I gotta hand it to him when it comes to public speeches,

More and more of our imports are coming from overseas
--George W. Bush

Not in French, nor English, nor Mexican
--George W. Bush (you KNOW he's a Texan now )

 

[Dustman]

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

 

[S7R4NGER]

" Look at those EYE's! " - Hawaiibusa's Gramma when she saw the poster with Tanya of the Millerlite cat fight girls.

 

[ThunderPants]

"Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?"
-- John Belushi, Animal House

 

[Jace]

This one is from my favorite shirt
 

 

[Jace]

oops wrong one that is on my pc at work

this is the shirt

 

[Jace]

you may not be able to see but the piggy donuts and the sticker on the cops bike says " I HATE SPORTBIKES "

 

[Jace]

tHIS MOTORCYCE WAS DESIGNED TO WIN. DONT WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING TO RACE ME BECAUSE YOU WILL LOSE

 

[Jace]

"The faster I get, the fewer friends I have to ride with."

"If you can read this, it's because I stopped"

"Road Racing. Because NASCAR is for pussies."

"Getting it up and keeping it up are two different things. If you don't believe me, ask your sister."

"Faster than a speeding ticket."

"95% OF ALL HARLEYS EVER MADE ARE STILL ON THE ROAD. (The other 5% made it home.)


"your sister is like your car.. small, tight and relatively easy to get into."

"You must have mistaken me for someone you could catch."

Street bikes may cause serious bodily injury; trouble with the law, and possible financial ruin...............but chics dig 'em


and last

THIS MOTORCYCLE WAS DESIGNED TO WIN. CONTINUED USE WILL PISS OFF YOUR FRIENDS WHO RIDE OTHER SPORTBIKES

 

[FLCN72]

TANSTAAFL!  There ain't no such thing as a free lunch!
- Robert Heinlein     The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress

Man is what he is, a wild animal with the will to survive, and (so far) the ability, against all competition.  Unless one accepts that, anything one says about morals, war, politics -- you name it -- is nonesense.  Correct morals arise from knowing what Man is -- not what do-gooders and well-meaning old Aunt Nellies would like him to be.
-Robert Heinlein       Starship Troopers (Great book, butchered in film)

Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary is wishful thinking at its worst.
-Robert Heinlein      Starship Troopers


Yeah, I'm a Heinlein fan.  Partly because many of his books have some great (if thought provoking) quotes.

 

[LongbowIP]

"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared"---Eddie Rickenbacker