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gurrera

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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and
>
> buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
> >
> A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
>
> The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
>
> He replied, "They had avocados."
>
> If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!
>
> Men will get it the first time.
>
> My work is done here.
>
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> Water in the carburetor
>
>
> WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
>
> HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
>
> WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
>
> HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
>
> Where's the car?
>
> WIFE: "In the pool"
>
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>
> _A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC_
>
>
> THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF
> THE MOST WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS.
>
> 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
>
> That's scary.
>
> It means 75% are running around untreated.
>
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>
> A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for
> their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone.
> He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
>
>
> Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
> The next day Meg went shopping.
>
>
> Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the
> other end. "Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
>
>
> Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a
> bell,
> but there's one thing I don't understand though..."
>
>
> "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
>
>
> "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
>
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>
> HE MUST PAY
>
>
> Husband and wife had a tiff.
>
>
> Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am
> coming to live with you."
>
>
> Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming
> to live with you.
>
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>
> Today's Short Reading from the Bible... from Genesis:
> "And God promised men that good and obedient wives
> would be found in all corners of the earth."
>
>
> Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and
> laughed and laughed!

Gurrera
 
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