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Children writing about the sea:
1) This is a picture of an octopus.. It has
eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an
island. If you
don't have sea all round you, you are
incontinent.. ( Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big
teeth, just like
Emily Richardson she's not my friend no
more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an ******* on
the top of its
head. (Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots,
and comes back
with crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the
trade winds to
cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind
didn't blow, the sailors would
whistle to make the wind come. My brother
said they would have been
better off eating beans. (William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and
I like their
shiny tails. and
how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?
Like, really? (Helen
age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the
sea. My baby brother is
always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps
shouting at my Mom,
and my big sister has just got pregnant, so
I can't think what to write.
(Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can
sting. Electric
eels can give you a shock. They have to
live in caves under the sea where
I think they have to plug themselves into
chargers.(Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is
very cold, and it
makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go
under the water. Two
divers can't go down alone, so they
have to go down on each other. (Becky
age 8)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing.
She fell off when
she was going very fast. She says she
won't do it again because water
fired right up her fat
(Jule age 7)
1) This is a picture of an octopus.. It has
eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an
island. If you
don't have sea all round you, you are
incontinent.. ( Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big
teeth, just like
Emily Richardson she's not my friend no
more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an ******* on
the top of its
head. (Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots,
and comes back
with crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the
trade winds to
cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind
didn't blow, the sailors would
whistle to make the wind come. My brother
said they would have been
better off eating beans. (William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and
I like their
shiny tails. and
how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?
Like, really? (Helen
age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the
sea. My baby brother is
always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps
shouting at my Mom,
and my big sister has just got pregnant, so
I can't think what to write.
(Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can
sting. Electric
eels can give you a shock. They have to
live in caves under the sea where
I think they have to plug themselves into
chargers.(Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is
very cold, and it
makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go
under the water. Two
divers can't go down alone, so they
have to go down on each other. (Becky
age 8)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing.
She fell off when
she was going very fast. She says she
won't do it again because water
fired right up her fat
(Jule age 7)
