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THE BIKER

When you see us moving past you quickly:

Don't take offense or think we're trying to "show off". Ninety five percent of the time, we're trying to get out of your blind spot or taking ourselves out of a potential dangerous situation that has evolved around us.






Distancing ourselves from you does not mean we want to race, but that we're giving ourselves the edge we need at the moment.







When you hear our horn:
Don't take offense or think we're trying to aggravate you.






All we're doing is letting you know where we are in relation to you on the road, and we're more than likely aware of your inattentiveness to us while you're talking on a cell phone, eating, reading or involved in some other distracting aspect to
your driving. It's important to us, and you, that you know we're there.







When you hear our loud pipes:
Don't become angry and hostile toward us. Yes, some are quite loud, but for some, there's a purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know we're close by and we're constantly hoping that our investment in this accessory will help save our lives. Our pipes are really not about our ego...it's a pride and personalization to our form of transportation.







When you see us in our clothes:

Don't become fearful of us or think us weird. Our leather jackets, chaps, gloves and boots are the barriers between loosing massive amounts of flesh should something cause us to go down...nothing more, nothing less.





Safety
gear is paramount to our riding. We wear patches on our jackets, and pins on our vests. These are symbols of pride and honor within our group(s), individuals giving back to those who gave. These things bond us as a brotherhood and sisterhood among bikers. Not that we're better than anyone else, but that we have the same kind of nobility and pride in our accomplishments as you may have in the various aspects of your life. I guess one could say; our patches and pins are the decals and the bumper stickers of our involvement with society and the general public, of which we are very pleased to be a part of in our own little way.







When you see us in a restaurant:

You don't have to shield your child or feel intimidated. We have family, wives, husbands, children and loved ones too, just like you. We smile; we laugh and enjoy the moments we have. We are approachable, and would befriend you, if given the opportunity.







When you see us in a parking lot:

Don't convince yourself that we're there to "get you". More than likely, we just finished a long ride and are taking a break. Or, we may be meeting up with other riders for a charity run for young children, or another very worthy cause. We may just be admiring one another's bikes, sharing our pride with other brothers and sisters, just like you do with your personal vehicle.






It's what we do...it's a part of our lives, and we'd be more than welcome to share with you what riding a bike is all about...if you'd only ask.







When you see aggressive riding bikers:

Don't put us all in the same stereotypical category as those whose behavior and actions would cause you to react in disgust and intolerance. Many of us do not agree with this style of riding either, and we know and understand that human nature tends to blend us all together as the "same group". Most of us don't want that title...and don't deserve it.







When you see a group of bikers on the roadways:

Give us the courtesy of sharing the road with you.






Please don't "move in" between several bikers in formation. This gets us very excited and nervous, especially when it's done with no due regard for our safety.






Provide us with your awareness of the fact that we are much more vulnerable than you. We don't want to challenge you, for all of us are wise enough to know...we'd lose that battle.







When you are turning left or entering a roadway/highway:

Look, then look again...and then one more time. For we can be easily hidden, and appear to be invisible by such things as a telephone pole, another vehicle, bright lights or the glare of the sun...or possibly, the beads hanging from your rearview mirror, among numerous other items that are displayed there. If you see us flashing our lights at you or blowing our horn, we're only trying to ensure that you will see us before tragedy changes both our lives.







When you are behind us:

Please give us the room we need and don't tailgate us. If you hit us, we're going down...HARD! We don't want to play games with you, we just want to enjoy the ride and the fresh air, and experience that which many of you have never lived for.





If we accelerate away from you, don't interpret this action
as though we want to drag race you. We're only trying to take ourselves out of a bad situation if you insist on being too close.







When, and if, you experience road rage:

Don't take it out on us just because we're smaller than you and more vulnerable. Think about what you're doing and the end result that may become a reality. The consequences of your actions and choices could be very detrimental to our well being, our families, our children and our loved ones.






Yes, there are those that can tend to piss you off, however, rage towards them will not solve the issues, but accentuate them. Nine out of ten bikers will do everything they can to take themselves out of that situation without causing you or them harm.







When you have an opportunity to talk to us:

You'll discover, outside any influenced or stereotypical mindset you may have, that we are just as human as you are, just with different interests and toys. Many of us would give you the shirt off our back if it would tend to brighten your day or console you in some way. We're really no different...and we drive cars, trucks and vans too. So, meet us and greet us...I think you'll be pleasantly surprised that you'll be met with open arms.







Thank You for attempting to understand.
 
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how true u are
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Very good and very true, but we all know that on the ORG, this great artical should be printed in a national NEWSPAPER... For the rest of the world to read, and maybe just maybe the rest of the world will finally understand...
 
THE BIKER

When you see us moving past you quickly:

It's not us, it's those damn crotch rockets.

When you hear our horn:
Don't take offense it's not really my horn, I've got gas from the biker chilli.

When you hear our loud pipes:
There's no purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know I'm a rebel and a outlaw by and we're constantly hoping that our investment in this accessory will help show you I don't give a f@ck about what socity thinks.

When you see us in our clothes:

Become fearful! Our leather jackets, chaps, gloves and boots are the icons of dangerous rebels.


Safety gear is unknown to our riding style. We wear patches on our jackets, and pins on our vests to weaken the leather and stick us when we fall. These are symbols of drunken rallies with our group, individuals giving at the Harley Dealer fashion counter. These things bond us as a brotherhood and sisterhood among bikers (so long as you ride what I ride). We are better than anyone else, we have the same kind of nobility and pride in our accomplishments, like riding drunk and wearing fingerless gloves and assless pants, as you may have in the various aspects of your life. I guess one could say, our patches and pins are in indirect porportion to the number of teeth we have.


When you see us in a restaurant:

You have to shield your child and feel intimidated. We have family in prison, wives, husbands, children and loved ones too, unlike you. We beat we fight and get time for the incidents we have. We are badasses, and would kick your Honda over if given the opportunity.


When you see us in a parking lot:

We're there to "get beer". More than likely, we just finished a short ride and are taking a break. Or, we may be meeting up with other riders for a charity run for young children, or another very worthy cause like countering the negitive publicty in the news about gang wars and drug dealing. We may just be admiring one another's bikes, sharing our meth with other brothers and sisters, or maybe we are casing the joint.


It's what we can do...it's a part of our small lives, and we'd be unlikely to share with you what posing on a bike is all about...if you'd only kneel down and kiss my biker boots, so long as you got big tits.

When you see aggressive riding bikers:

Don't put us all in the same stereotypical category as those whose behavior and actions would cause you to react in disgust and intolerance cause our bike don't go fast enough to ride aggressively Many of us  can't ride that well either, and we know and understand that human nature tends to blend us all together as the "same group". Most of us want that title...and deserve it.

When you see a group of bikers on the roadways:

Give us the courtesy of sharing the road with you or I'll knock your mirrors of with a hammer.


Please don't "move in" between several bikers in formation, of we'll run you off the road. This gets us very excited and nervous, especially when are not in full control of our motorcycles.

Provide us with your awareness of the fact that you are much more vulnerable than me. We want to challenge you, for all of us are wise enough to know...you'd lose that battle.

When you are turning left or entering a roadway/highway:

Look, you can't miss us ,cause there will be at least fifty of us with straight pipes.

When you are behind us:

Please give us the room we need and don't tailgate us. If you hit us, the rest of the gang will beat your azz. We don't want to play games with you, we just want to enjoy the ride and the tits, and Bud lite that which many of you have never swilled.


If we accelerate away from you, your not riding a Hayabusa, that's for sure.


When, and if, I experience road rage:

I'm gonna take it out on you just because you are smaller than me and more vulnerable. Think about what I'm gonna do to you azz and in your end it will be painfull. The consequences of your actions and choices could be very detrimental to your well being, your rectum, and our loved one's.


When you have an opportunity to talk to us.
You'll discover, our shiny chrome.


Thank You for attempting to understand.
Now kiss my azz, you pantywaste.


Cheers
ken

THE ABOVE POST WAS IN JEST!!!!!
 
I have seen this a number of times and the only point I every find I do not agree with is the "loud pipes"

other than that shame most 4 wheelers will never have an attention span long enough to read it...
 
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