Biker in the news

katman

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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning
into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to
pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says,
Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole
life. "

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw
this little kid in danger, and acted, as I felt right. "

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you
know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page.


What motorcycle do you ride?

"A Harley Davidson."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT

AND STEALS HIS LUNCH


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