Best and funniest E-bay ad ever!!!!

Been talking with the guy who listed the helmet for sale... He said the listing ended with 1100 views and has had 5000 views since it ended...

He only really had one person complaining and here is what was said... Enjoy!!!

Dear bottom-drawer,

The sport bikers I know do need to have $800.00 full face helmets because of the way they drive and as far as gay goes, most sport bikers are riding one up and prefer to, now that is gay.

- tank1boats



Dear tank1boats,

Dude......it was a joke. I'm sorry if you saw too
much of yourself in the description, but it was
just a joke. If you're going to dress up in a
costume and ride a really slow, noisy bike, people
are going to laugh. It's not directed at you
personally, but trust me.....people are laughing.

- bottom-drawer



Dear bottom-drawer,

Hey nothing wrong with it,I guess I just don't get your gay humor. Do you drive or do you ride *****?

- tank1boats



Dear tank1boats,

You must be on your period. Take a couple Midol
and make yourself some warm tea. Seriously dude,
it was a joke. Nobody forced you to read the
listing. You're acting way too much like to a
woman to be calling me a *****.

- bottom-drawer



Dear bottom-drawer,

Ok, I understand, you're not gay but not manly enough to own a Harley and your wife is probably doing several guys that own Harleys. Look, grow a set, buy a Harley and feel what it is to be a real man. I will buy you your first beer in Sturgis next year "dude".

- tank1boats




Dear tank1boats,

Have ****.....don't need harley. I'll buy my own
beer.....dude.
- bottom-drawer


Dear bottom-drawer,

That's not what you wife said

- tank1boats


Dear tank1boats,

I can easily see your interest in my wife. I can only
imagine what a man of your intellect could attract
and I'm sure it's not pretty. I see I am no match for
your razor wit so I'm going to direct any further emails
from you into my trash folder, where they belong.
Thanks for reinforcing the stereotype and providing
lots of laughs for myself and my friends.

- bottom-drawer
 
you should send him this pic, got this off the .org a couple of days ago and it is priceless

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:rofl:

KML great find, thats one of the best ebay listings ever!!

Vega- Great extra credit work, the emails are as good as the listing!!
 
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