An old one but still funny:
A man awoke one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looked in the paper and found a bear removal specialist. He calls the number and in 30 minutes a van pulls up.
A man gets out and unloads a ladder, a ball bat, a shot gun, and a pit bull.
He leans the ladder against the house, unleashes the dog and hands the shot gun to the home owner. The home owner is curious now and asks the specialist, what all the stuff is for.
The specialist explains, I am going to climb up on the roof and knock the bear to the ground. The pit bull is trained to bite the balls of the bear and hold him till I can get down and subdue him. Then I can load him in the van.
The specialist starts up the ladder and the home owner stops him. Whats the shot gun for? The specialist tells him, if the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.
A man awoke one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looked in the paper and found a bear removal specialist. He calls the number and in 30 minutes a van pulls up.
A man gets out and unloads a ladder, a ball bat, a shot gun, and a pit bull.
He leans the ladder against the house, unleashes the dog and hands the shot gun to the home owner. The home owner is curious now and asks the specialist, what all the stuff is for.
The specialist explains, I am going to climb up on the roof and knock the bear to the ground. The pit bull is trained to bite the balls of the bear and hold him till I can get down and subdue him. Then I can load him in the van.
The specialist starts up the ladder and the home owner stops him. Whats the shot gun for? The specialist tells him, if the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.
