Be nice to your vet.........

Rollin20z

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The Vet and The Pussycat...

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a
sorry sight -- starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all
matted down.

We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
We didn't know what to call her so we named her Pussycat. The vet decided
to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could
come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, OK, but don't forget to
wash her. She stinks. He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) who
wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband El
Cheap-O, and my husband calls the vet El Charge-O. They love to hate each
other and constantly snipe at one another, with my husband getting in the
last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is
located in the same building and next door to the vet. The MD's waiting
room was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and
the vet leaned in. Obviously he had seen my husband arrive.

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, Your wife's
***** doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it and now she smells
like a rose. Oh, and by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows
who the father is! Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
 
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