I can not do it and I must submit the following.
https://www.hayabusa.org/forum/random-thoughts/103109-save-bogus-sightings-post-them-here.html
Notice the very first post.
I love you man......
no homo
think i am gonna cry....
NOT>... step right up.. 3 shots for a quarter... give your luck a try . Win a doll or my old socks... . step right up folks... never a time line right now to give lady luck you quarter...