Barbie

[kaosccw]

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop
and asks the salesperson, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the
display window?'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir? We
have: WorkOut Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for
$19.95,Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95 The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is
the divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95? The annoyed
salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: Sir...,'Divorced Barbie
comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's
Computer and...One of Ken's Friends.

 

[Scar]

 

[pbghost]

and the rights to Ken's country songs.

 

[edubb1971]

 

[proud dad]

 

[FastBusa]

 

[JIMMY]

 

[kaosccw]

and the rights to Ken's country songs.

 

[Busasweety]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Vic_E55_2001]

isn`t that true..

 

[ThunderJohn]

hahahaha

 

[Mike.P175]

 

[insane]

I've heard it, but without the final "Ken's friend" "coup de grâce". That hurts real bad for poor Ken.