Attract a hot babe.

I assure you, that story has been true so many times, it's downright eerie.

--Wag--
Judging from this comment I'd say that you fart:

1. Just before someone walks in
2. During long periods that nobody walks in

To surmise, you fart a lot. I reach this conclusion because of.....
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er....research I've done.....
 
This is absolutely true. No matter when, after I go into the bathroom and wreck the place, no later than 5 minutes my wife has to run in there. I could wait 2 hrs but as soon as I go in there, 5 minutes. And yes, my wife is still a hot babe!
 
you know what it is

the reason they dont say anything is cause women are more of a polite nature than males and they see it as personal thing cause your not ashamed that your shat stinks hahah so if you will embarass yourself in public then you will go to wits ends for a girl
 
This is absolutely true. No matter when, after I go into the bathroom and wreck the place, no later than 5 minutes my wife has to run in there. I could wait 2 hrs but as soon as I go in there, 5 minutes. And yes, my wife is still a hot babe!
Back when I was married this sure was true.
 
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So, by that logic, if I crap myself will Angelina Jolie show up to service my every need?
 
Well, my work is done here. Moving right along.
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--Wag--
 
We could install an exhaust fan. But then the hot babes would be attracted to the pigeons on the roof.

--Wag--
 
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