Artful Massage

Scar

Seasoned Pilot
Donating Member
Registered
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: "It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken."
 
rofl.gif
 
Hey! Who's bike is that over Noodle's left shoulder?

Enquiring minds...
 
Hey!  Who's bike is that over Noodle's left shoulder?

Enquiring minds...
Yes Reba ownes the Phillips Hotel where we base out of for the bash. Boazalmighty "noodles" was out of shape and sore from his ride through the dragon and mentioned he could use a massage. Reba said she had a massage "chair" (sure) and that Boaz could come in and get a massage. when both of them came out they had this BIG smile on their face, and Boaz said he felt like a "wet noodle" and he has been known by the name of "Noodles" ever since.
laugh.gif
Don't know who's busa is in the picture as Reba's front yard usually looks like this.
ThumbsUp.gif


Deals_gap_2007_001.jpg
 
Hey!  Who's bike is that over Noodle's left shoulder?

Enquiring minds...
Yes Reba ownes the Phillips Hotel where we base out of for the bash. Boazalmighty "noodles" was out of shape and sore from his ride through the dragon and mentioned he could use a massage. Reba said she had a massage "chair" (sure) and that Boaz could come in and get a massage. when both of them came out they had this BIG smile on their face, and Boaz said he felt like a "wet noodle" and he has been known by the name of "Noodles" ever since.
laugh.gif
 Don't know who's busa is in the picture as Reba's front yard usually looks like this.
ThumbsUp.gif
DaaaaaaaaNNnnnng~

Go, Reba!
 
Back
Top