Aphorism: the concise statement of a principle

gurrera

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It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.




We have enough "youth".

How about a fountain of "smart"?




The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.




A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party




When blondes have more fun, do they know it?




Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.




If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you




We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.




Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.




Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.




Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.




Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi




ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.




"You know why a politician is like a banana?"

"He comes in and first he is green,

then he turns yellow

and then he's rotten."




"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,

you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could

identify their corporate sponsors."



The reason Politicians try so

hard to get re-elected is that they

would 'hate' to have to make a living

under the laws they've passed.




Gurrera
 

RYC1966

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You always have good ones...one additional one...you can't have everything...where would you put it?
 

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