Beginning next week, my wife is going to visit her mother in TN. I will have an entire week to do whatever I please. I can leave the toilet seat up, sit in the living room naked, leave my shoes in the middle of the hallway floor, eat from the cereal box and drink from the milk carton.
After 18 years, 1 week alone at home is a vacation.
After 18 years, 1 week alone at home is a vacation.