Alone for a whole week!!!!

Beginning next week, my wife is going to visit her mother in TN. I will have an entire week to do whatever I please. I can leave the toilet seat up, sit in the living room naked, leave my shoes in the middle of the hallway floor, eat from the cereal box and drink from the milk carton.

After 18 years, 1 week alone at home is a vacation. :rofl:

Yeah Bro, but if you're anything like me, you end up doing all the "stuff" you can think of doing while "free" in a day then begin pinning for their return...

I know I do, been 15 years and when she's gone on business for a few days I'm useless. It occurred to me about 13 years ago that this is because she really doesn't limit my behavior any when she's here, so when she's gone? Well then I'm just late for work, I forget to eat, I don't sleep well.... Bah, just not a happy camper.
 
studies have shown that after many years of incarceration, the inmates lose thier desire to leave. they have lost touch with the real world and would never venture away from the safety of life behind the bars.

once broken even the mighty lion cannot be released into the wild.
 
Upon leaving for a visit with family, my wife forgot to cancel our standing appointment with the babysitter for some reason. When the sitter rang the doorbell, she was still wearing her high school varsity volleyball uniform. They sure don't wear the same style that was in when I was in school. The outfit consisted of a white lycra top and short shorts with matching color socks and the logo of a Fox which is the school mascot. The design of the outfit left a narrow gap at the waist that showed me a small cherry tattoo denoting innocence lost. At that moment, I realized that I had been sitting naked in the living room and only had wrapped a towel around my waist prior to answering the door.
Kandy had a knapsack with her change of clothes and walked in like she owned the place saying "Hi Mr. Vonderbach, nice towel" as she smiled and playfully tugged at the knot on my waist. I stood there transfixed on her like a predator as she walked towards the family bath glancing back at me from a few paces away.
The thought of telling her that the family was away never even materialized while I sat back down to watch eurosport and take a swig of my still cold Bavaria..
Kandy came out of the bathroom wearing a white tank top against her medium tan skin. The freckles on her shoulders contrasted with the white cotton looking like a map for hidden treasure. Girly sweatpants and flip flops evidently to show off her pedicure completed the relaxed look. She plopped down on the couch next to me and leaned over to me looking me deeply in the eyes while she stretched to reach across me for the bottle of Bavaria sitting on the table next to the couch. Then she took a long, bottle emptying swig as I watched, mesmerized at the sight. Her flushed full lips against the brown glass made me lose my breath. She brushed up against me as she sat back down. I quickly reached for a throw pillow to put on my lap........................................................ :whistle:

Brown Chicken-Brown Cow.
 
hop on the Busa and take a long ride in any direction and find a different route home road trip..... yeah. Oh and no maps :lol: :thumbsup:
 
Beginning next week, my wife is going to visit her mother in TN. I will have an entire week to do whatever I please. I can leave the toilet seat up, sit in the living room naked, leave my shoes in the middle of the hallway floor, eat from the cereal box and drink from the milk carton.

After 18 years, 1 week alone at home is a vacation. :rofl:

Dosn't every man do this every day:rofl:
 
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