A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped
tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into
a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something
white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's
monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my
wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' 'I don't remember much after that...'
tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into
a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something
white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's
monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my
wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' 'I don't remember much after that...'
